CynicalCynthia

Positive vibes and cynical jibes, that’s what this girl is made of. FRIENDS fanatic | Criminology & psychology | 🇬🇧 | 31 y/o | 🏳️‍🌈 Pan

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

A man can be abusive, a compulsive liar, an actual narcissist, married, homeless, unemployed, or a dead beat and he will always have a woman. Women literally are not holding men accountable for their bad behavior as long as the men have good sex & not good behavior.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once visited a foodbank and then travelled by helicopter back to my castle, where my butler served me dinner."

[LeYo @HonestLeYo]

The benefit is the internal joy you get from being good, nothing more

Sometimes you experience good karma but more often than not it just increases the chances that you have favorable interactions with the public

If this ain’t good enough i wish you all the best on your evil endeavors

[मैं हूँ Sanatani 🇮🇳 🚩🚩 @DesiSanatani]

@Morbidful Little girl shows her friends at school her new prosthetic leg. ❤️

And they all welcome here back with love!!
https://t.co/KhgCzGj4UO

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

Is it me or does Delilah Montagu’s new song “Coffee” sound eeeerily like Ed Sheeran’s “Photograph” ??

#music #songs #newmusic #newsong

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@fesshole So split up with him.
Let him exercise, focus and put effort into his life and wellbeing, while you drink, party, live for the weekends and spend money you don’t have. Oh and spend Sundays in bed with a hangover

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@markruffaloTD I hope Michael doesn’t see this

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

As a UK female I can believe that. Or higher

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@Channel4 @Channel4 how do we watch past ep2? Or did you reel us in on the telly to get us to go to 4OD?

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@MAFShysteria Omg I genuinely thought you’d made this pic 🤦‍♀️

[Thomas Kriaras @ThomasKriaras]

From both Rozz and me! It’s the end! It’s been an amazing journey and we’ll always be friends #mafsuk

[Nicola Burt-Skinner @NBSkinner]

Hey #MAFSUK fans there is ANOTHER reunion in the pipeline (one Luke was banned from) it was filmed last week (6months after current episodes)

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

Late realisation but…
Maybe because Peggy has always been told what to do and how to do it all her life, when Georges told her to “do whatever makes you happy”, it was too much freedom and felt alien to her, prompting the big reaction 🤔

#PeggyMAFSUK #GeorgesMAFSUK #MAFSUK

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@NoContextHumans Non-returnable, like time

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@anon_opin You don’t need to be angry about it

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@fesshole Sounds like a one way ticket to bad mental health

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@fesshole You can say something and you should! Don’t just let it eat you alive!

[Andy @Andy_TellsTruth]

@MAFShysteria Good luck finding a decent woman then!

When an selfish person insists they won't change for anyone, they're declaring they choose themselves over general decency. Stay away from them if you can.

[Tyshai @thatsootyy]

Once you stop posting pictures of yourself online you really never want to go back to it

[CynicalCynthia @_CynicalCynthia]

@InternetH0F Family Guy’s Peter Griffin’s sing-song style “occupadoooo” 🎶😆