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[Truth $$$ayer⁷ @kittysoqueen]

Drake is still in his prime.

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i love how girls who wear pads could not care less about girls who wear tampons but girls who wear tampons have this weird superiority complex over girls who wear pads..

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate.
—Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire colony (workers, soldiers) are female.
—Only female plants produce fruits-Male plants only produce pollen. Female plants produce the actual fruit
—Only female spiders sometimes survive after mating-Males mainly exist to find and mate with females. Sometimes they even get eaten after mating.

Every other male species are inferior but somehow human males think nature made them superior.

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

May your first marriage be your only marriage. Claim it!!!

[💛 @femdall]

female lions are the ones who protect and hunt for the pride. the males do nothing but bother them, kill cubs and steal their food. the males are strong, but they are useless.

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

I think the real reason why yall mad at that girl boyfriend for putting his credit card in a princess wand is bc yall be out here dating losers but hey

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i’m sorry yall but i do not like dr santos

[🍁 @72Breezy]

makes sense check the rest of them

[Benita🫧🎀 @benitakegbe]

I cook rubbish sometimes and while eating it, I silently say thank you to feminism.

If I had served this to my husband in the olden days, the way he will beat me.💀

[Praise @tufpraise]

All men in the universe know their role, except the human male

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

JESUS IS KING 🤴 🙌 🙏 ❤️

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Aubrey Graham Drake

[Ryan Salzer @salzer_ryan]

Delilah pretended to love Samson while she was on a mission to destroy him. May the Holy Spirit expose every pretender in your life.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

The heavens declare the glory of God, and the expanse proclaims the work of his hands. -Psalm 19:1

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

And y'all gossip like your moms instead of working like your dads lmao

[ana @shivlestat]

they need to start making bridgerton about the bridgertons again. we barely see the siblings interact with each other anymore because they keep writing the married ones off and inserting irrelevant characters nobody cares about.

[‎ً @diorismic]

my hand in five years