Tartaglia — Fatui Darling!

You want a fight, I'll bring a war~

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[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm No. 11 of the
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀Fatui Harbingers,
⠀⠀⠀⠀ Codename Childe!
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[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

-Pokes head out from his room-

Hello?????

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@y0uridol Hiiiii

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

Here to make my annual appearance...

Hi folks.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

Pretty little baby~♡

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@DiabolicSerpent https://t.co/QdOZlpnypE
Fr Fr! Banter is all good and fun, but where my long plot people at?👏👏👏

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@p4voocellus Well... differently, I suppose.

{Childe unfolded his arms as he kicked the ground a little.}

We don't dress up as a bunny and hunt eggs. We just eat a hearty brunch together with family and give each other chocolate.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

{Childe blinked before he snuck after the bunny dressed man. Tilting his head to the side.}

Is there a reason you're dressed as nightmare fuel?

[❅ . . . ? — ( #VindagnyrBall ) @p4voocellus]

[ Hop, hop! The bunny's gone around the side of the cathedral for a quick break. Why not ask him? ]

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@SisterRosaria https://t.co/QdOZlpnypE
I am NOT waiting 8 more years for you! XD

[🍉 @y2kists]

hated , adored , but never ignored .

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

I need ice.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@p4voocellus {Childe blinked before he looked down at himself. He wasn't even dressed up. Confusion?

He then looked back up at Kaeya before folding his arms over his chest.}

You celebrate Easter in mondstadt??

Surprising...

{He hummed as his gaze went from Kaeya to the bunny head.}

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

Why is Kaeya dressed as the Easter bunny??

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

You know, when this is all over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy!

Look at my eye twitching!
{His eye does a twitch.}

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@belovedbanker You're so smart. Anyway...

That's what we have stairs for. Seeing him occasionally fall down the stairs is the funniest thing.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

I mean, I watched the doctor fall down a pair of stairs. Maybe you're just in the wrong places.

[REGRATOR. @belovedbanker]

I’m incredibly bored, nothing too interesting has been going on. Saddening.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@belovedbanker .......... would she even take our complaints seriously??

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

{He grins gently and nods.}

You're so welcome.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

@belovedbanker Say, that's not a bad idea!

But who should we complain to?

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

Please let the rest of my day be peaceful...

Please and thank you.

[Tartaglia — Fatui Darling! @_DARKWHALE_]

{He comes back very fast, almost trips on the way. Before handing a cold bottle of water to the other.}

Here ya go... I hope this helps.