Divyansh

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

you can cut off everyone, wake up early, hit the gym, read books and even stop masturbation, yet still make zero progress in life.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You occupy space and have mass.

You matter.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

How it feels spending 3 hours playing a game instead of 3 hours doomscrolling

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[Parav @Paravkahol]

Career banao, paise banao, body banao, khud ko acha insaan banao, dost banao, gf banao
bhai zindagi hai ya manufacturing plant

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“He slept a full 8 hours, make him more tired than when he went to bed”

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

“It’s Sunday morning. Make him tired.”

😔

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me.

Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

People say “no screens 30-60 minutes before bed helps you sleep better” but what the fuck am i supposed to do an hour before sleep then

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Your nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[⚡️The Traveling Trader⚡️ @ZTheTrader]

This is how to treat your man after he spent the entire day revenge trading and blowing accounts.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

With my secret technique of not telling anyone about my projects until they actually happen… I’ve managed to fail without anyone noticing.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When the first 8 minutes of work felt very productive so you take a 5 hour break

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

“I really admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge" 😭😭

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

NEET-PG has 200 questions. Four marks for a correct answer, one deducted for a wrong one.

So even with zero knowledge, blindly marking A for all questions will, statistically, still fetch around 40–60 marks by random chance.

You need to be a special kind of idiot to score 1 in such a scenario. This shows that you have neither medical knowledge nor common sense. And the biggest irony is that we are making such people specialist doctors. What a country, and what a system, man!

[✒️ @Literariium]

In your 20s and 30syou will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

[Digi @digiii]

I am a delusional optimist and i will win