david.

no, you hang up.

[david. @_DMagz]

Y'all know the deal; no rain, no flowers.

[david. @_DMagz]

@Mimix1907 Is this what qualifies you to be a genius nowadays? It's 5 btw.

[david. @_DMagz]

Who got a job for me?

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Topuria dated a whore from Miami who left him - GOT KO'D

Demetrious Johnson stayed loyal to his wife for 20 years - GOT KO'd

Conor married his highschool sweetheart - got KO'd

Only person that NEVER LOST is JON JONES who beats women

Lessons in there.

[david. @_DMagz]

A traitor, I'd trade her in a second.

[B Dunk @BDunk975]

I shouldn’t have to say this but it amazes me how many people refuse to play plays like this / straights bc they see “to win” less than what they bet & don’t realize the total payout is those two numbers added together

[david. @_DMagz]

@m4dder4ll Your dad and I would be best friends.

[david. @_DMagz]

Y'all think I'm stronger than a train?

[david. @_DMagz]

To all the bandwagon fans, y'all got 2 weeks to celebrate and I don't want to hear another peep.

[david. @_DMagz]

@whale6x $400

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

You’re not gambling until it’s money you can’t afford to lose being wagered

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[david. @_DMagz]

I hate when I see a spot claiming to be a Jewish deli but they serve meat and cheese together.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Take away Babe Ruth's rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.

Take away Michael Jordan's rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.

Take away LeBron James' rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.

Take away Wayne Gretzky's rings, he was still the best player of his era with amazing playoff efficiency.

Take away Tom Brady's rings, he becomes arguably the 5th best QB of his era with mediocre playoff efficiency & multiple cheating scandals.

[david. @_DMagz]

@CristinaBets One time I hit a parlay and then got my dick sucked. It's what I imagine heroine feels like and I've been chasing that dragon ever since.

[david. @_DMagz]

If I Can't and Life's on the Line with the heavy snubs on this list.

[Hip Hop Historian @HHistorian50532]

My Top 10 50 Cent Hooks of all time

1. I’m Supposed To Die Tonight
2. Robbery
3. Party Ain’t Over (OG Version)
4. Be A Gentleman
5. Ghetto Quran
6. Tia Told Me
7. Position Of Power
8. Sunday Morning
9. Short Stay
10. As The World Turns

11-15:
Back Down
When It Rains It Pours
Thicker Than Water
Best Friend
God Gave Me Style

Plenty of hooks that have a valid argument for a placement, but this MY list

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[david. @_DMagz]

KAT gotta stop shooting 3s.

[tyrese @londonstheory]

this the big bad western conference

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[david. @_DMagz]

She could show me her boobies and I would think she's just being goofy.

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Fellas, how obvious does a flirt from a chick need to be for you to recognize it? 🤔