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Shit posting half the time

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@ConradKulo Someone said a cs who failed in sports is now the cs of security.

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@RealNate08 Kwetu kuliku na wall imechorwa effects za drugs .. one of the drawings was a door leading to a room where guys were smoking ... Nishai pewa finguo nikaambiwa nifungue hio mlango nichukue sigara moja 😭

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@_H0Va Masaku 7s tulilala mpaka kwa hostel za kanisa free

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@Gooddlovee Why is mexico clear today but not orange as we see in movies ?

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@Onorpik Cineby

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@kibeandy At least he didn't crease the timbs 😂🫴🏽 .. hapo amejaribu

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@Iam_ronoh Nimeosha uso. Nikuletee kiti wapi ?

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@slowmk3000 @nziokamul1 Nilikua ocha last weekend. Asked my grandmother about it and to my surprise she told me when she moved there in the early 90s some guys were mining hio gold slightly upstream. Walikua wamechimba shimo then wanatumia pan kuosha mchanga . Na hio shimo Bado Iko.

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@KenyanSays Upuzi. If they are indeed counterfeit, how tf are they in the country ? Kwani agents wao kwa ports hufanya nini ?

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@Kenyans So its humane to voluntarily accept a foreign disease into a country it has never existed in before ? FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE !!!!!

[Irungu Nyakera, CBS @wnyakera]

Those calling for a cut in the Road Maintenance Levy to lower fuel prices are missing the point. The problem is not the levy itself, but the fact that almost 50% of it has already been securitized. Under Uhuru, the RML was KES 18 per litre, generating KES 86B annually to maintain 21,826 km of paved roads at about KES 3.9M per km.

This administration increased the levy to KES 25 per litre, pushing collections to KES 115B a year. But in February 2025, the government securitized KES 7 of that levy for the next 10 years. Then in November 2025, Cabinet approved securitizing an additional KES 5 without parliamentary approval, prompting MPs to call it a constitutional overreach.

That means out of the KES 115B collected for road maintenance every year, KES 47B now goes to servicing debt, leaving only KES 68B to maintain 25,412 km of paved roads. That translates to KES 2.7M per km today, down sharply from KES 3.9M per km under Uhuru.

Fellow Kenyans, the levy is unlikely to come down because it has already been pledged away for a decade. So as the potholes get bigger, you either work harder, or steal harder, and buy yourself a bigger car.

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@C_NyaKundiH Next meeting wataambiwa it's either you agree to our terms or ethics and anti corruption commission lands in your offices cause of the bribes you took

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@NytoP2PMwangi Only compare us of the quality of life and level of development is the same. Charging a 3rd world country 250 for fuel which is half the price for the same fuel in a 1st world country is insane

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@aomenya Fixed it

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@VIVIANWERE2 Cineby
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@Keruboooo Fika 27k nikuletee either
.Samsung Galaxy s22+ 256GB
.Google pixel 7 256GB

Na ukifika 30k nakuletea
.Samsung Galaxy 21 ultra macho Tano - 128GB

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@Keruboooo Fika 27k nikuletee either
.Samsung Galaxy s22+ 256GB
.Google pixel 7 256GB

Na ukifika 30k nakuletea
.Samsung Galaxy 21 ultra macho Tano - 128GB

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@dorca_tshirts Nikulishe na Mimi sio babako ?? .. I'd rather have that lunch with my siblings

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@BCherich It's smart business .. let's assume mark up yake ni 40k na auze 10 units a month. = 400k ... Another dealer na mark up ya 100k and struggles to sell 2 units a month .. ni mbayaaa !!!