David

equality for all

[the I from Pixar @heflin_sean]

@_Daaviid___ @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic @JeffPassan I mean that’s fair!

[David @_Daaviid___]

@heflin_sean @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic @JeffPassan Hader has the most saves of any pitcher since he’s became a major leaguer. I’m not dissing Pressly, but it’s like comparing a Lambo to a Corvette. Of course he’s great, but he’s not arguably the best in the league, Hader is.

[David @_Daaviid___]

@heflin_sean @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic @JeffPassan Not even possibly, Hader is top dog now! Presley def getting moved to the set up role, plus he’s getting older

[David @_Daaviid___]

@heflin_sean @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic @JeffPassan If 3/5 years are productive, this is a huge win

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star closer Josh Hader and the Houston Astros are in agreement on a five-year, $95 million contract, a source tells ESPN.

The deal contains no deferrals. It is the largest present-day value contract for a relief pitcher in baseball history.

[David @_Daaviid___]

@bretttryannn What a moment

[David @_Daaviid___]

@Bone_Foolish It’s time

[David @_Daaviid___]

@Rolanders8part2 He’s so nasty

[Brett @brettryannn]

@_Daaviid___ Consulting : the bare minimum I can do while making the most money.

[David @_Daaviid___]

@bretttryannn Let’s gooooo! I’m tryna get like you my boy (but foreal)😂😂🙌🏼

[David @_Daaviid___]

ME NEXT 😂😂😂

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

MBA students on consulting

[Ced @Ced_Byke]

The cussing that was going on in there Sunday was probably historic 🫢

[Greazy @Chef_Greazy]

@_Daaviid___ @CultureCrave MCU yea not comic. Tbf Kratis had help with almost everyone he fought as far as getting weapons or trinkets. Comic hulk is literally immortal, can't be killed, and has bottomless strength

[David @_Daaviid___]

@Chef_Greazy @CultureCrave Kratos is also basically immortal, and has bottomless strength too! I wouldn’t hold using weapons against him because he’s displayed mastery of different weapon styles.

[David @_Daaviid___]

@Chef_Greazy @CultureCrave Hulk getting dog walked

[Travis @usmnt_historian]

It’s time.

Hire this man before Copa America this summer.

[David @_Daaviid___]

Kratos essentially has no cap on his strength so he would win

[NEW JEROOZ @NUJERZEYTWORK]

Kratos Would Beat The Shit Out Of Hulk.

[David @_Daaviid___]

Lmao

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Kanye West has reportedly removed his teeth and replaced them with titanium dentures worth $850,000 🦷

[David @_Daaviid___]

Morocco 2026 y’all better be ready

[David @_Daaviid___]

If anyone wants to volunteer Saturday morning w me & my church, lemme know. We’re serving meals for some MD Anderson patients @ 9am in the Katy area. Got 6 open spots left.