you

i can roll THE most perfect cigarettes

[you @_DanPenney]

ready, steady, laugh

[WAKASO DE MARICHALAR @VS4_MOSSADEADO]

esta imagen es jodidamente surrealista

[Goals Side @goalsside]

Chelsea remains the only team to have conquered Europe 🏆

Won everything there is to win. 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Bromley FC @bromleyfc]

Yeah nice.

[Jordan Crowder @digijordan]

I mean…

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 BREAKING: Understand a formal protest has been planned.. 👇🏻

🚨 Chelsea Fan Protest against Behdad Eghbali and the Sporting Directorship.

⚽️ Chelsea vs Brentford, 17th January
🏟️ Britannia Gate, Stamford Bridge
⏰ Protest starts at 1pm

“Chelsea Supporters are encouraged to come together in unity for a peaceful protest on the model and strategy, in particular Behdad Eghbali and #CFC Sporting Directors”

⚠️ THE REALITY ⚠️

Record Spending - A Youth Led recruitment strategy that has FAILED to raise standards.

Squad instability- Unbalanced, inexperienced, ever changing squads with managers left to carry responsibility.

Failed Strategy - Quantity prioritised over quality in aid of raising value to sell on for a profit. Chelsea is not a richer Brighton or Red Bull.

Managerial Chaos - Underwhelming appointments chosen to fit the “internal structure and project” - the same structure that has failed Graham Potter, Mauricio Pochettino and Enzo Maresca.

One club. One voice. Change MUST occur.

Read the full manifesto below. 👇🏻

[Chelsea Fan Accountability @CFCAccountable]

Hello @ebehdad

You follow me, and I’ve never tagged you before in a tweet but today is the day.

Sacking Enzo Maresca may be the stupidest thing you ever elect to do, and trust me, you’ve done quite a lot since taking over Chelsea.

From FOS issues to refusing to go all in on Earl’s Court for financial reasons, you are clipping Chelsea’s ambition. We are the biggest club in London, and World Champions. What you’re doing is unacceptable.

If I ever wanted to kill myself, I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Before considering removing Maresca, remove Paul Winstanley and Laurence Stewart. They are the ones that have constantly left this team in need of reinforcements. Maresca is a once in a generation coach, and the fact that he will likely replace Pep while you bring on some new random “upcoming” manager is beyond me.

Step down this pedestal of narcissistic greed and arrogance and accept that you made a mistake. Many of us did in backing this vision of Chelsea, and now you’re truly taking the piss. The fact that you cannot handle that the gaffer spoke out about your lack of support is so telling. The fact some wankers in the sporting team are showing him Matt Law clips tells me how insecure you all are.

You have spent your entire time at Chelsea trying to be the ‘alpha’, but you’re really just a walking insecurity that everyone tolerates out of pity and necessity.

Either fix up, show confidence in Maresca by extending his contract and buying who HE wants, or sell to Boehly. Enough is enough.

Here’s hoping we have a better New Year. Cheers.

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

can’t wait for this liveskiiiiiiiiiiiii so fun to sinnggggggggg

[Bromley FC @bromleyfc]

TV selections ✅

Our Carabao Cup Round One tie with Ipswich Town will be shown live on Sky Sports Football on Tuesday 12th August, 8pm kick-off 🎥

Our home game with Gillingham has been moved to a 5.30pm kick-off and will also be shown on Sky Sports Football 📺

#WeAreBromleTV selections ✅

Our Carabao Cup Round One tie with Ipswich Town will be shown live on Sky Sports Football on Tuesday 12th August, 8pm kick-off 🎥

Our home game with Gillingham has been moved to a 5.30pm kick-off and will also be shown on Sky Sports Football 📺

#WeAreBromley

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

I’m genuinely delighted to see this:

[cb @chuckBring]

to this day i still have no idea why he did that shit

[you @_DanPenney]

RT @SkySportsDarts: Ally Pally goes crazy for it's familiar friend Stephen Bunting ❤️

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This really brings rampant, shameless Western media racism to the fore.

Here this journalist explains Mossad’s HQ is in a densely populated civilian area, so Iran’s attack endangers civilians.

If that was a Hamas or Hezbollah target, “human shields” is exactly what we’d hear.

[Lemzyy @Lemzyy_]

Has anyone seen the Jay Slater specials on Betfair?

That 4/1 looks a banker surely 😂 Might chuck a couple quid on

[MODUS Super Series @MSSdarts]

THE GREATEST DART IN SUPER SERIES HISTORY!?!?!😱🥵😍🔥

[Bromley FC @bromleyfc]

Little old Bromley.