Dangle$

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

*Me winning a brand new F350*
“Can I have herpes instead?”

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

When did Bentley Gt’s get so cheap? I’m sure your 4 year old chevy tahoe is cleaner than a 20 year old Bentley but the depreciation is milked clean out of the bentley. You still have 3 years of payments to lose your ass on before you realize the bentley is 10x cooler

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

God punishes those who wilfully spit in his face

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

@Spotify whom ever is in charge of your ad department needs to have a fuckin slumber party with Ed Gein

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

@famousqtrain5 rewards? receipt? would you like to round up? Sack? Oh don’t pull your card out yet, wait for it to beep. hang on let me reset it on my computer.

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

The last thing anyone wants to hear first thing in the morning is shitty broken english from a mexican or any spanish speaking immigrant

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

not sure why someone would blast a shotgun at 1 am in town at an RV park but I’m gonna stay indoors until day break I do believe

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

@famousqtrain5 they’re just pussies

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

@famousqtrain5 the cartoon font on the helmet is not very intimidating

[Morgonn McMichael Brown @Morgonn]

Minneapolis finally has internet

[Dangle$ @_Dangles_]

It’s impossible for me to live in one city for more than a year. Colorado, Florida, Oklahoma, I like them all, but even here in SD 3 hours from the house I’m sick of it and the people.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

It’d be a real shame if hot, white women flooded X with pictures in jeans. 😎

[Super Coochie Scouter @TheCoochScouter]

Taking off work for your birthday.