daniel 🦈

UTSA Alumni

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

The breathtaking celebrations are on in Mexico City after El Tri's historic win 🤯

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Dee @aakhiripastaaa]

hold on, it gets worse at 27

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

imagine drunk driving this shit

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

When you're in the festival porta potta, the bass is vibrating the entire thing, and everything is all hitting you at once

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

Friend: “You good?”

Me:

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

"Things may be tough now, but there's always light at the end of the tunnel."

The light at the end of the tunnel:

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[rave* @rareblurs]

congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[The Concourse Project @concourseproj]

FREE YOUR MIIIIIND ✨

@Prospauk

[Ariam #FreeTigray @iambrattyb]

And October used to be cold

[Shrek @Shrek]

Not too Far, Far Away… Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:

[Not Jordan 🧸 @jordanianruler]

Bro, let me enjoy this weekend first 😭 #EDCLV2024

[☔ @Whotfismick]

what part of "I need to save money" don't I understand

[Anime Remix King @FunkyBobMusic]

Happy “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!” day to all those that celebrate

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“okay now go tackle the judge”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

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