Daniel Jones

[Daniel Jones @_Daniel__Jones_]

@dailytelegraph Move on!

[Sahil @sahilypatel]

I think about this HN comment a lot.

[Daniel Jones @_Daniel__Jones_]

@WebcentralAU When can I expect my business to get its email working. It hasn’t been working all week. I couldn’t calculate the damage it’s doing to my business.

[Wild Media @WildMediaOnly]

What just happened 😳

[Brittany Hugoboom @BritHugoboom]

Dang. That was dark.

[Daniel Jones @_Daniel__Jones_]

ACT Government should allow small-scale construction to reopen on September 3! https://t.co/6BRCFPITfv via @ChangeAUS

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

Day 2 of quarantine. Really feel like I’m settling in to Australia!

[Daniel Jones @_Daniel__Jones_]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

Sure, sex is good, but have you ever taken a catch in the crowd while wearing a pair of aviators and sucking back a dart???? #😎🚬

[Jessica Urquhart @jesurquhartOSC]

Australia - has COVID19 affected your job yet?

❤️ = At Home

RT = Still Working

[Ｔｅｅｔａ 💚🤍❤ @OnlyOneTeeta]

This guy has just won the internet.

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

I’m giving away $500 to 6 random people who retweet this in the next 12 hours.

Must be following me so I can dm you.

Proof of 6 names will be shown.

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

I’m giving away $500 to 6 random people who retweet this in the next 6 hours.

Must be following me so I can dm you.

Proof of 6 names will be shown.

Last chance!

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

I’m giving away $500 to 6 random people who retweet this in the next 24 hours.

Must be following me so I can dm you.

Proof of 6 names will be shown.

[Jessica Urquhart @jesurquhartOSC]

11/04/2020 12:50pm

🇦🇺 Total 6,283🔺68
🦠Active 3,019*

Deaths 56🔺2*
🏥ICU 83🔺2
💚Recoveries 3,208🔺67*

🔹Tests 346,990🔺5,601*

NSW-2,857🔺35
VIC-1,265🔺24
QLD-974🔺9
SA-428
WA-506
ACT-103
TAS-122
NT-28

https://t.co/1AyHoPBIkz

[Seth @sethdarby]

Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too. #lifeadvice

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

hello @Hersheys, big fan of Reese's here. could I get a sponsorship..or be a..affiliate...maybe please?

let's not make this harder than it needs to be.