Danny Barnes

[Demz @Demmy_Lad]

I feel like so many of us remember watching England Vs Brazil during school in 2002

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Footy Shirt Sean @FootyShirtSean]

-Shootings near the England camp
-Japan having to move twice due to terrible facilities
-Players and refs can't even get into the country
-The ball doesn't bounce on the pitches
-$150 trains to get to stadiums that aren't fit for purpose

They've had 8 years prep for this 😭

[Gareth🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @LfcSince]

New Karate Kid looks shit.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

How I expect every English player to tackle Partey

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

[Dubii @dubiiladd]

I was having a bad day at work then I opened twitter and the first post I saw was Gabriel missing his penalty against PSG and I smiled

[Cole ▯🦉💙 @swfccom_]

I thought we was getting a walkout from FIFA 17 then

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR"

Me in June:

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I find it deeply offensive when people compare Arsenal to terrorists.

Terrorists actually attack.

[Gaz @CantonaManc]

Am I on fucking acid? What the fuck is this whole thing about?

[Kiera Diss @KieraDiss]

I’ll leave you with possibly the best table-top to ground WORM ever executed in a pub garden 🍻

God bless, beautiful Britain 🇬🇧

Much love 🤍

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Xabi Alonso after finding out Liverpool have just sacked Arne Slot

[Common Sense with Joey Barton @Common_SensePod]

This is AI, has to be! Please tell me it's AI 😂

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

What a tweet 😂😂😂