David Macfarlane

Founder & CEO of Caddie Marketing ⛳️
My personal Twitter account away from the 'office'!

[David Macfarlane @_David_Mac_]

@CS_Murph @Redfive05ive …which is why he's gone to LIV

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@hendygolf Depends who that ‘someone else’ is, where the $900k is coming from and their real reason for paying me it. Some people still have morals.

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@AmandaGolf59 Not so sure. With regards Ryder Cup, Casey is the only LIV golfer who would automatically qualify for the Euro team as the rankings stand at the moment, and he is falling. And there are four Europeans in the world top 10. The dead wood can now move on to make way for new talent.

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@LIVGolfInv ‘Cut made’ 😂 glorious irony

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@PepperellEddie Form coming back? Must be about time to bring back The Pepper Pod? 🫑 🤞🏻

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@carolinebrock @solopress Same Caroline. Dunno what's going on recently but I've had to chase up the last few invoices that were never sent to me, and now just had the wrong job delivered to a client. Can't get through to anyone @solopress . Like you, always been good before, strange.

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@solopress I've been trying to get through to someone for days! All your phone lines keep ringing out and the LiveChat bot was no use whatseoever! I have an unhappy client! #help

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@IanJamesPoulter Yes

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@pieandbov Third worst managerial record in the past 30 years, only ahead of Burley and Vogts… but aye sure, "we're going in the right direction and continuing to improve". 😂😂😂

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@itvfootball 'ahem

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@rubthemtogether 16 and 31 were good, you don't need to see the rest 👍🏻

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@andrewfitzger12 @mikeqdowg @ChaseKoepka @acaseofthegolf1 @lawrencedonegan @BobHarig @JasonSobelTAN @GolfWeeklyOTB @johnhuggan @BrendanPorath @the_fried_egg @deep_fried_egg Track and trace bro. If you've been in contact with someone who's positive, you should self isolate. It can take a few days for it to develop by which time you may have infected others unknowingly.

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@chrishoy @BorisJohnson All due respect, a gym is literally one of the last places I'd want to go to! Confined space, shared equipment, lack of hygiene, sweat and heavy breathing with very little fresh air circulation… seems pretty obvious that they should stay closed until it's safe 🤷🏻‍♂️

[David Macfarlane @_David_Mac_]

@makeyoubillions Lost ball. Two stroke penalty 😂

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@monki_dj @DefectedRecords Amazing set @monki_dj . Now on a one hour delay cos I listened to it twice 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎛🎚🎛🔊🎶🕺🏼

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@rubthemtogether The irony of all this panic buying is that Corona is the only shit beer left on the shelves!

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@Cold_Fury1872 @ChrisGraham76 @Ljt10x That'd be 30 games

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@mattforde @marek_zemanik https://t.co/gbx514U6Xz

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@oilysailor I thought that was an excellent nugget of info about all the 'West' teams in England and 'East' teams in Scotland… then I looked it up and realised West Ham and West Brom are the only two in England and East Fife is the only one in Scotland. Feels like it should be more 😔

[Wolf Blitzer @wolfblitzer]

Check out this exchange I had with then private citizen @realDonaldTrump on Oct. 15, 2008. We spoke about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and he then offered his thoughts about impeachment.