DEAFJERM

🌎 #DEAFROW. #WOLFPACKENT. 🐺 💎 🇵🇷✌🏾

[Aerin @FromAerin]

People are watching Scary Movie wrong, you’re supposed to get high, wear hoodies and big bags, sneak in snacks, and eat movie nachos and laugh at the nonsense of it all.

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

When I finally get it right, please God let my mom be there

[Zion 🇸🇩 @afroanalytic]

I assure you there are black people missing right now bc some weird white fuck impersonated a cop & kidnapped them. Or a real cop kidnapped them.

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

it’s gonna be weird seeing him on screen not calling niggas ancient slurs

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I feel like if you weren’t a bit of a comic nerd you don’t know how racist this was. His whole thing is he can’t die, it would be like Superman just getting shot or Batman getting outsmarted.

[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

People saying 2 years probation don't realize how expensive probation is. She saved herself thousands of dollars

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

look the rich don’t split bills, that’s why they’re richer than you.

you spend 30 mins at dinner calculating who ordered what, wealthy people just pick up the whole bill with no calculator, no awkward convo or annoying gestures, they even leave bigger tip than expected.

my dad taught me something i’ll never forget: the person who fights over small money will never be trusted with big money.

being cheap is expensive.

it costs you opportunities, relationships, goodwill and trust. refuse to be cheap.

[𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 @Emmmavic]

God is the greatest 🙏❤️

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[believer. @Earmerican]

Only thing Drake really got wrong about his beefs is thinking the audience would listen to the bars. Niggas let so much stuff slide just to give the other guy a win no matter how well Drake raps and no matter how accurate his bars are

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Working in education showed me 1st hand kids desire & flourish under structure once they become used to it. They don't like chaos, they like routines they can trust. That's safety to them.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Cage ☆ @CageClips]

King68 noticed how shredded Sheeny was on the treadmill and had to ask her routine 😳👀

"5 to 6 miles every other day."

"Legs 3 times a week, quads, glutes and hamstrings."

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.

So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.

Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

This is what flood control looks like when you have government officials and contractors who do not steal your money.

[Javed Sterritt @JavedLSterritt]

Men being closed off to women's stories is some of the weakest shit imaginable.

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

You fought a disabled 60-year-old man?