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[D♧ @_Demilade_]

Lamentations 3:32

[ꕤ smosher ☆ @ThatOnePoes]

It’s things like this that make me so grateful my high school English teacher teaching me BASIC comprehension skills

[Olóyè Ni'matullah @MsNemah]

Nigerian MEN*.

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

“this babe has zero sex appeal”……

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[☆ @seadave1a]

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it

[Rob @still713]

Beauty in Black is so damn stupid, riddled with plot holes, senseless writing, under and overacting, unnecessary pauses, predictable plot twists, repetitive lines, aggressive language, the scenes are too damn long, bad casting, everything’s unrealistic

[Kay @KaylarWill]

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

In 2013, 12-year-old Ifunanya Favour Ibe was abducted, raped, and killed in Ekiti State by 34-year-old Samuel Chukwunyere.

In 2014, 70-year-old Cecilia Ogidi-Okereke was raped to death in a bush in Abia/Oyo by a 32-year-old man while she was gathering leaves.

In 2014, 500-level university student Taiwo Omolara Shittu was raped and killed at her sister’s home in Oyo State.

In 2017, an unnamed 14-year-old girl was gang-raped to death in Abule-Ado, Lagos by a group of local boys.

In 2018, 13-year-old Ochanya Elizabeth Ogbanje died from VVF complications in Benue State after years of repeated rape by her uncle, Andrew Ogbuja, and his son, Victor.

In 2020, 22-year-old Vera Uwaila Omozuwa was brutally raped and struck in the head with a fire extinguisher inside an RCCG parish in Benin City, Edo State, leading to her death days later.

In 2020, 18-year-old Barakat Bello was raped and butchered with machetes during a home robbery in Ibadan, Oyo State.

In 2020, 29-year-old Shomuyiwa Gulako was raped and murdered in her apartment in Ibadan, Oyo State, where her head was smashed with a stone.

In 2020, 11-year-old Zainab Adeyemo was raped and murdered in a bush in Ondo State by an Okada rider, Dare Ojo, while he was transporting her to a market.

In 2020, 11-year-old Favour Okechukwu was gang-raped to death in the Ejigbo area of Lagos.

In 2021, 14-year-old Karen-Happuch Aondodoo Akpagher died from complications following a rape incident at her school in Abuja.

In 2021, job seeker Iniobong Umoren was lured to a fake interview, raped, and murdered in Akwa Ibom State by Uduak Akpan.

In 2021, 300-level student Blessing Olajide was raped and strangled in her home in Ilorin, Kwara State.

In 2021, an unnamed 6-year-old girl was raped to death in Kaduna State.

In 2022, 22-year-old Oluwabamise (Bamise) Ayanwola was abducted, raped, and murdered in Lagos aboard a BRT bus driven by Andrew Nice Ominikoron, who was supported by unidentified accomplices.

In 2024, 2-year-old Umma Salma died from severe penetration injuries after being raped beside a mosque in Ningi, Bauchi State.

In 2025, 34-year-old Ugochi Anosike was raped and strangled in her room in Oyigbo, Rivers State.

In 2025, Banke William Jimoh was raped to death and had her neck slashed during a home invasion in Keffi, Nasarawa State, by unidentified armed men.

In 2025, 3-year-old Harira Yakubu Bala was found dead with multiple injuries in a bush in Jigawa State after being raped and molested.

In 2025, 2-year-old Maryam Ahmad was sexually assaulted in Bassa, Plateau State by 26-year-old Job Josiah; she survived the physical attack but remains severely traumatized.

In 2025, 64-year-old Mulikat Sanni was raped and murdered in Ondo State by her grandson, Ahmed Toheed, over witchcraft allegations.

In 2026, a 4-year-old girl was allegedly assaulted at an Islamic school in Jikwoyi, Abuja by the son of a teacher.

In 2026, there’s a RAPE FESTIVAL currently ongoing in Ozoro. Victims neither be name nor accounted for.

These are the very few cases that made it to the social media. The only things that the victims have in common, is a vagina. Babies, old women, sluts, prudes, sex-workers, girlfriends, in their homes, in the church, in the mosque, in the bush, in a bus, in a school… they just need to exist.

“Cover yourself, dress properly, mind where you go”… some where covered, some didn’t need to be cover because they were babies, some went to church, some were just commuting, some didn’t even go anywhere because they were in their house.

[Cherry 🌸 🔥 @sheisscherry]

It was stated more than 50 times in Game of Thrones????😂😂😂

[Hanny Hendrix @HansTheTrapper]

unmuting for a quick chuckle is peak corporate psychosis

[Gracious Onuoha @grayshurz]

oh to be a rich beautiful woman in her big car driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house🫶🏾❤️

[Lotuses and Kafka Stories 🇨🇿🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me:

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: 2 people have died and 11 people are seriously ill following an outbreak of "invasive" meningitis linked to the University of Kent

[YH @Yemihazan]

The information was in school books for reading, so what is the "Una no dey ever read" ?

The moment y'all come across something new, you pass the knowledge in the most degrading manner to feed your weak ego.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

especially when you’ve been told sorry twice already and the cough keeps coming

[Adam Geringer @GeringerAdam]

The only good time of employment