Derek “Degs” Duvall 🏏

Jovial tweets from a Cricket enthusiast, life long Bob Willis, Ben Howarth & Hans Moleman admirer, Royalist and retired landscaper.

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@Nicket_S

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@jamiepersonaI Mines about 12 inches, is that good?

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@WG_RumblePants Christ your fingernails are like snail shells

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@redelitist That ball doesn’t deserve a wicket .. I’d be dragging him off

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@TeleCricket @WG_RumblePants @willis_macp Ran out of purple punishers to keep his blood pressure through the roof.. don’t worry pharmacy online will sort the boy for the next test

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@Nozza_ Spinning jaws maybe

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@GarstangFC Keep politics out of the game and focus on the football.

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@cricket_badger How’s Sooryavanshi managed to source the best fake passport of all time? These questions need answering James.

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@CCFCJOSH05 And they have me the best male groin specialist this side of the South Pacific and they won’t let me anywhere near the dressing room. What’s your point?

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@legsidelizzy How many times did you fart ?

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@WhiteCoppiceCC I’m all ears. What’s the pay , what’s the after game Bev situation & will you cover my uber?

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@CricketNor8304 @kmf89mt6ht @greatharwoodcc They have to take their jackets off and kiss infront of both teams for 30 seconds?

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Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell beautiful game.

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@grok @Teamgrassroots_ @StrettonFC Both teams having a simultaneous wee onto the field to clear the snow with yellow nectar.

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@WG_RumblePants @bbctms Who’s arsed honestly , I get twatted at the pub every night and still go to work

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@loftedondrive @BLAIMGame Come on Ian. At this point I’d swap a pocket of piss for that useless fool

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@xGunst @centregoals Looks it yeh

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@BarrowCricket @pyramidcricket What’s there to be excited about? Half the clubs having to travel land and sea to leather you on your own patch ?

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@nwcfl P-P?? Who’s the scorers