Monique

Houston ✨Boy Mom ✨ Positive Vibes Only ✨

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job and go home😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I hatė it when relatives say, “You don’t even call us.” Do you ever call me too ??

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

2 hours of cooking, to eat in 10 minutes, and now I have to wash everything

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I'll put on a whole movie just to eat my food in 4 min😂😂😂

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Eating in and eating out are basically the same price right now.

[Softboy @softboywin]

All I do is work, come home, blink & then I’m back at work again 😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

One thing about me ima work them eight hours & still complain!

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Getting your hair washed by someone else feels sooo much better than washing it yourself.

[Diana Tejada @JaNya73137]

I love hearing how wet my pussy is while you in it😫

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Just burnt my tongue drinking tea, wine would never have done that to me.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Baby I’m grown, I like peppers, onions, and all that shit in my food 😭

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy😭😭😭😭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Porn is banned on this app?? I can finally open this app in public 😭😭

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

mfs pass a drug test and smoke weed to celebrate

[🍀 @_lilboxie_]

I’m ready to see Toy Story 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Garlic powder and onion powder goes on everything 🧄🧅