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[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[FAIRY @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Praise @tufpraise]

I think white people have a gene in them that makes them like genetically more prone to evil or some shit cuz wtf

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

[Aaron @AaronCornielle]

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28.

Great analysis.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

when u call customer support and a clanker picks up

[k @ysljennii]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When I was so busy at work & didn't even get a chance to pretend I was working:

[Oceana @oceana]

#BREAKING: The Trump administration just removed protections for threatened and endangered species in the Gulf of Mexico to clear the way for oil and gas drilling.

Help prevent other species from losing the protections they rely on: https://t.co/PS5jiPH0ct

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

EVERYONE SIGN THIS RIGHT NOW

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you visit your mom because you miss her and she suddenly starts the same bs that made you move out

[sky @nabastajla]

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