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CEO of Diabetes

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Watching my friend choke on a hush puppy and letting him die because the Heimlich maneuver is gay

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@ynginsulin I absolutely would’ve abandoned society by now if I didn’t need health insurance to live

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I love when people name their pet some shit like “James” or “Emma” as if they’ll have to be taken seriously at a job interview some day

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@KidDiabeetus Diabetics in favor of WWIII

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Andy Serkis is shaking and crying

[to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat @websiteidi0t]

RIP Trevor Moore, one of the funniest guys that ever lived

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Can we normalize

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@wowzamary You spelled impressed wrong

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@torin_andrews @noah_enri I just had to go downstairs and click my tongs to make sure

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@Kbeets_gd I need a proper example of smiting an enemy

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@Kbeets_gd Might have to start a handmade chess set collection anyways

[mr. joshua @pants]

giving my nephew a discount code to my store for christmas

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@KaitMarieox Remember when you pooped your pants?

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That’s a small price to pay for snadwich

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Bring back?

[Sir Ski Mask @THESLUMPGOD]

Vic Mensa Dress Like A Sad Pirate

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I never even wanted to get this bread I was just doing what everyone else was

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Whenever I can’t remember the tune to a song my brain puts the lyrics to the intro to Phineas and Ferb and I just want to know why

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Ifykyk

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

The second fox is me when food is involved.

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Ok but what the hell did moths do all day before artificial light?