Dick Moves

Some argue that the Holocaust was a Level 4 dick move, but others argue that is was just plain a shitty thing to do.

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Paint the toilet seat white.

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Put your friends car on Craigslist.

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Run up a huge porn bill on your best friends laptop.

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Get your friends sister knocked up.

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Draw a penis in every page of your friends notebook.

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I told the batter you were gonna throw that curveball.

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Sells his parrot to a blind kid.

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Soaps the inside of the car window.

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Runs over friends cats.

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Leaves phone out. Friends take it and tweet "I love penis" #typicaldickmove

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Don't be the first one to fall asleep. You know what will happen.

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I gave your Gatorade bottle a rim job while you were batting. #dickmove

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Jerking the chair away right before you sit down. Sucks to be you bud. #dickmove

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Setting your friends alarm clock 3 hours early....hell how about 3 hours late. Bitch

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The classic sack tap. #stage5dickmove

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Banging drums in your best friends ear when he's asleep. #dickmove