Dieselpilot

USAF veteran, and perpetually a servant for anyone willing to try to show all our neighbors love and kindness. Geek, nerd, philosopher.

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@Chris_Grosse @JonChampionJC
Cheers from the US, mate!

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@patriottakes Username checks out.

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@patriottakes Ben Stein, who was born in <checks notes> 1944, in Washington DC. What a 🤡

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@RepJackKimble I see your education has failed you.

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@smerdon_bonnie @JuddLegum @RonDeSantisFL You are welcome to decide when your child is mature enough to read it.
You are not welcome to decide when my child is mature enough to read it.

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@msmetroid I've never had taco bell breakfast, but I'm cautiously curious.
There's also always a McDonald's near the taco bell, so...

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@_msjad @CommonCentzz These two women are both and at once beautiful and amazing for distinct reasons.

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@msmetroid I second this. I just got home a couple hours ago and saw my favorite college basketball team had won their first tournament game while I was looking at all my other notifications while cooling off the engine in the driveway. I'm still happy. But damn, SPOILERS, BRO!!!

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@JoJoFromJerz No. She's always been this crazy. Her crazy is now reaching microphones because she was able to direct the outcome of the Speaker selection. She's got McCarthy by the short-hairs and that makes her "important".

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@_msjad https://t.co/aiva6KLRQp

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@TCCurrie @nathaliejacoby1 Tell me, then, how does "a father & daughter" not meet the first definition of "couple"?
I trust you believe in family values, right?

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@nathaliejacoby1 Fatherhood

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@realteddavid @nathaliejacoby1 Doesn't mean that they're not a couple (of people), even if they aren't "a Couple".
In fact, it appears that they are a loving couple.
That's fatherhood right there, buddy!

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@msmetroid I've got an English Lab who loves to run outside and sit in the snow. Like IN the snow. He looks like a stripeless white tiger hunting its prey, which is, most likely, the squeaky squirrel.

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@CalltoActivism Gaspedo
Source: https://t.co/9H9PN2y4Zt

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@elonmusk @SenSchumer This brilliance from the guy who is the epitome of the saying "penny wise, but pound a fool".

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@SJ36365951 @Matt_VanDyke Fun fact: salt mines gradually experience "creep closure" where the salt gradually closes on itself. Extensive ground control work is required to keep it from catastrophically failing. It's a very technical skill. Those mines will be their tombs.

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@Matt_VanDyke A salt mine that hasn't had anyone in it doing ground control in 9 months? That place is likely to start collapsing. The back will be falling in all over the place! Just sit back and watch the seismometers.

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@joncoopertweets The oars.

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@joncoopertweets This image is getting a lot of mileage today.