Hello world, my name is Dixie, and I've been working along side the Illuminati for the last 5 years conducting research on chicken and how to harness there power, so I'm sorry to say but the egg shortage is 100% a result of the research, sorry again and remember we are watching.
@BiigRedBeard to say the least. anything that may seem out of character or completely ludicrous - I can't say it won't always be me but most of the time it will be because of chat lol.