Don Quixote

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sad bc sleeping habits r so bad

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As I lay for 6 days, I realize my mistakes. These adventures were noting more than a fool's quest. I was never a knight, nor am I now. #done

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What a horrible welcoming for a knight. Someone put burrs on the rear of my steed and it threw me off my horse! #howembarrassing

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I came across wealthy nobles and they told me many stories. I enjoy their company but I miss the old times..

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Turns out her man didn't find it too funny and stomped on my ribcage. He broke the bed, but it's okay it wasn't my doing. #bye

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A lady, but not one I'm vowed to, addressed me in my chambers today at the inn. Turns out my looks were too impressive for her. #itscooltho

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...declare them windmills. The nerve! Even though I got tossed about a little, it was in good intentions for my knighthood #Iamnotcrazy

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In my valiant battles I traveled to come across despicable giants when some beef-witted squire decided to go against my word and...