Dua Tobi

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[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

So I changed my mind, I'm not closing this account. Some people said there is still hope to get it unpaused, I will keep it running.

But in meantime I'll take a break

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

Hello world 🌍

[Roxy🌹™ @Chikaakanoh]

Zlatan Ibrahimović played for 9 different clubs, won 34 trophies, but he NEVER won the UEFA Champions League. 🤯

Even crazier 👎 👇 👇 👇

In 2009, he left Inter Milan for Barcelona to finally win the UCL.
That season, Inter Milan won the Champions League.

In 2010, he left Barcelona to join AC Milan.
That season, Barcelona won the Champions League.

Every time he left a club to find it, that exact club won it without him the very next year. 🏆

BRUTAL❌

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Since Marie-Louise Eta became Union Berlin's interim head coach:

-Became the first-ever female coach to win a match in Europe's Top 5 Leagues
-Got her second win today in dominant fashion in her final match
-Ensured Union Berlin's Bundesliga survival

What a job she's done 👏

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

What's the hardest album title you've ever heard?

I'll start: 1000 Forms of Fear - Sia

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

I have settled with the fact that everything I do I'll do it with love ❤️

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

I have settled with the fact that everything I do I'll do it with love ❤️

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

I'm thirsty for a new philosophy I'm empty

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

Know that I had to pause my life for 8 years to satisfy my sponsors. So when I get my life back, don't say I'm living too hard. It's destiny baby 😍

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

The way I go calm down fail ehn 😤... pressure me abeg I need motivation to do things

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

real academic pressure is when ur parents don't pressure u at all...they just trust u and that is exactly why u CANNOT Fail.

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

It's a sin if you're not tweeting about Drake

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

Drake doing "Iceman turn" dance is frying me 😂😂😂

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

Drake fans, who would have thought in 2024 that we will see the light again! We made it fr!

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

The fact that you said it doesn't mean it's true

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

I have an idea, ban news channels from giving opinions. They have to report only factual news. People mistake their opinions for truth.

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

@IremideVado What does this mean? That the higher you avoid ads the more x will pay you? I don't get

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

The psychology is, he made ICEMAN so good and then dropped two other mids so we can appreciate tf out of ICEMAN... that's the only explanation

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

23 today🎂
7 years ago, I was 16
7 years from now l'll be 30
Say a word of prayer for me in the comment session 🙏

[Dua Tobi @_DrTobi]

Iceman baby why you so cold 🥶