Dr.Lizard

time to finish this damn timeline

[W.D Gaster @REALDRGASTER]

i support the right of bonnie blue's child to kill their mother in ritual combat when they turn 18

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

my grandma at 21: wow, it’s already been 3 years since i got married, i think it’s time we had our first child

me at 21: kevin feige should be hanged in the streets for what he’s done to hulk

[Ghetto Professor X @PhoenixBurrito]

#liked

[Char @CharOnTwitch]

My god he's done it again

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Reeducation camps now.

[KILLCAM ( ´-ω･)︻デ┳══━一 @RileyBytez]

I want toby fox to add accurate mega man gameplay next chapter because fuck you that's why.

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

“Helping distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP”

[Condor Causa @Condor_Causita]

Los cuy son así
- Esponjosos
- Su voz es muy tierna
- Ver un vídeo de ellos hacen que te mejore el día
- Y lo mejor de todo... ¡PUEDES COMERTELOS!

[Nink @Nink_Incin]

@LoganPaul

[Bx @bx_on_x]

Dunno why this sick freak felt the need to bring Zelda into this, but the judge should tack on an extra 50 years just for that.

[i play blue archive @HapiofMorArdain]

Early reviews for Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave:

IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
GameSpot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Kotaku - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Nintendo Life - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!
Tsunku - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

[is The Mountain canonically Disabled @disabledmntain]

autism is crazy you either revolutionize a field and change the world or you get really into homestuck beyond canon

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

Missouri: "We wish our rivals good luck!"

Kansas: "The only good Confederate is a dead Confederate."

[Flower @Kinwowsers]

My franchise was publicly skinned alive for the world to see.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Teams during rivalry week:

- Ohio State: We don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan

- Alabama: Go East until you smell it, go South until you step in it

- Kansas: John Brown did nothing wrong. 260,000 dead confederates was not enough.

[💿Sylvie📀 @Spectroplaster]

How it’s gonna feel opening up any social media app tomorrow

[Camden W. @ChannelCamden]

Me watching People Vs. Gorilla Grodd and it cuts to a flashback where Grodd goes to an university and you hear "uhhh let me be clear":

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

THANK YOU NINTENDO I LOVE SWITCH 2 PORTS FOR GAMES THAT ALREADY EXIST!!!! YES!!!!

LETS GOOOOOOOOO