Drew Parsons

University of Minnesota, 2018

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

@KeeganROBrien Plus, I’m trying to get into marketing. It’s all about managing my brand, am I right?

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

@KeeganROBrien Trying to figure out which account to block you on now...

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

Deleting all of the academic tabs from your favorites bar may be more fulfilling than actually graduating.

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

What a lineup to propel me into my first weekend after finishing college. Let’s go, cuzzo. @PardonMyTake @spittinchiclets @PatMcAfeeShow

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

I can’t wait to graduate two blocks from US Bank Stadium and throw the most electric belt on everyone as I walk. @AaronRodgers12 You coming?

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

A Minnesota welcome. 🤝

#Gophers #SkiUMah

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Join us in welcoming the 15th head coach in #Gophers Hockey history!

READ: https://t.co/SgLrFH5lVC

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

👀 https://t.co/2oiCYi3STN

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Don Lucia, who led the #Gophers to back-to-back national championships and is the program's all-time wins leader, has stepped down as head coach after 19 years at Minnesota.

Release: https://t.co/ovHl3LxZb4

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

@PFTCommenter Sorry for your loss.

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

#Gophers complete the sweep in Madison!

#PrideOnIce #SkiUMah #BorderBattle

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Coach has spoken. It’s an 8.7. 🍕

#SkiUMah #RTB https://t.co/h2K6NlIrap

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

Minnesota has a real problem with dome construction. #MetrodomePartII #DomeGate #DeflateGate

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

Who wants to see the Danettes take a Polar Plunge Challenge on Tuesday in Minnesota?! If this tweet receives 1,000 retweets, ALL FOUR DANETTES will take the @PlungeMN! For each retweet, @AudienceSports will donate $5 (up to a $10k total donation) to the Special Olympics.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Recap of Vikings day https://t.co/PtLpU4K5Qi

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

#GoPackGo

[Joe Callahan @JoeCallahan4]

Every time @Showtyme_33 touched the ball today he won the game

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

Ha! Nice try @AaronRodgers12 not even close! I mean just look at the way your smile doesn’t even—or the fact that your eyes aren’t—oh my god... he’s nailing it. https://t.co/WU9la26lhb

[Drew Parsons @_DrewParsons]

@PardonMyTake and @DanPatrick have just created the best hour and 21 minutes in podcast history.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The owner of the Dallas Cowboys and some old guy wearing a suit