Drunk Zack

I'm just a boy with a being popular problem.

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But she’s doing her job

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Pink dress girl is def in a KHole

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I’m at a soccer game… in the Audi Suite? Idk how or why… but it’s unlimited drinks 🔥🔥🔥

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They kicked us out of the building for 20 minutes to reset the venue for the after party…. But I have to pee….

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Soy glad I took PTO 2mrrw

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Omg I thought someone was feeling me up, but I just backed into a garbage can. #OneMagicalWeekend #hehe

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How am I awake and why am I awake and I hope I’m not too sweaty #OneMagicalWeekend

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I got a free drink ticket for a double. #OneMagicalWeekend

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A man in a beret keeps bumping into me

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There is nothing sexier than when I keep burping on the dance floor. #OneMagicalWeekend

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I’m wearing a shirt that says “Glizzy Gladiator” and it has a picture of a hotdog dressed up as a gladiator. #OneMagicalWeekend

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I’ve already been told that I have a nice shirt and pretty eyes. #Riptide #OneMagicalWekeend

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I just fell up the stairs at HOB and ouch

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My garage neighbor is kinda rly hot.

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My ex girlfriend married a girl this weekend and I madeout with a guy last weekend. #TheCircleOfLife

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Sry mom

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and I ate it

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I just picked my nose

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I want doughy pizza and dory tacos.

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Actually I’m
Not leaving yet. That was supposed to be a mental note. The show is still happening.