Durbin

6 time jellyfish sting survivor

[Durbin @_Durbin]

@joesnewname Reese’s sticks by a mile 🐐

[Blake Krass @BlakeyLocks]

What John Mayer did on Althea last night was absolutely ridiculous.

I’ve watched this like five times since last night and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.
cc: @willdefries @BarstoolBigCat

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

RT TO WIN!

RT for a chance to win a NASCAR Day prize pack, complete with a signed #Canes sweater, t-shirt, @AdvanceAuto gift card, and more 🏎️

#LetsGoCanes | #AdvanceYourGameday

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Picked the worst day and time to get my phone run over by ~30 cars. There's a bunch of olds up in this Verizon wireless right now holding up the line

[Durbin @_Durbin]

If the queen dies on 9/11 would that be England’s 9/11?

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Chick-fil-A so busy they got these folks parking at the Arby’s and walking over

[Durbin @_Durbin]

@BFW He got the Mississippi switch-whippin strength @BarstoolBigCat

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Just had an out of body experience watching the end of that game #HeelsHouse

[Durbin @_Durbin]

@BarstoolBigCat Same. Checking in now

[Durbin @_Durbin]

I’m pretty sure I just saw Kevin Durant at the liquor store

[Durbin @_Durbin]

The state trooper that drives the F-150 in carteret county does not use turn signals #jail

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Just had to pull my Uber driver’s car out of my neighbors ditch. How’s y’all’s night goin?

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Stubbed my already bruised pinkie toe and seriously considered calling an ambulance or a life flight 💀

[Durbin @_Durbin]

@BarstoolYak Cheah

[Durbin @_Durbin]

I should have never started using my personal phone as a work phone

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom

[billiam @BillRatchet]

this shit has me dying

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Just did a functional test of my jeeps off road capability (blasted a curb in the Lowe’s food parking lot)

[Durbin @_Durbin]

Most electric comeback in baseball I’ve ever seen tonight. Tie the game up in the 8th inning when the other team had your score doubled 12-6, then win with a walk off RBI in the 9th. Morehead City Marlins are here to play