Dylan

Aggressively Average

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@brettryannn I’m more worried about that second to last one

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

Rob Vaughn 📞

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@CoachT_x2 Tk had some fire in him last night. Love to see guys compete when given the opportunity.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@brettryannn Like this guy

[Brett @brettryannn]

One of my fav past times is seeing how drunk I can get and still bartend.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@brettryannn 3-2 with 2 no decisions with the Rangers.
I recon tonight may make that 3-3.

5-5 all time.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@brettryannn

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@brettryannn Bait ?

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

My claim to fame is this guy struck me out 4 times in 4 consecutive at bats my senior year of highschool.

[MLB @MLB]

Stephen Kolek is the @Royals Player of the Game!

The final out of his 108-pitch shutout 👇

(MLB x Primo Brands)

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@ScoTTU07 Last one cut deep. How dare you.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

Proposed architectural model

[Dalton Hughes @_DaltonHughes]

He wants an "observation deck"

That checks out.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@JeffBezos Okay, deal. But then they don’t get to vote.

No taxation without representation.
No representation without taxation.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

“This is how you’re supposed to catch”

Shows one of the most elite pitchers of all time nailing his spots the entire time.

Yeah that’s comparable to college kids for sure.

[Wade Townsend @WadeTownsendMan]

This is how you’re supposed to catch

Idk what got into people in college baseball but if you have a giant wide guy back there with a good target and don’t move your glove around like a spastic you get more calls and the pitcher has better focus

I am sure I am right

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

These peoples votes count the same as yours

[Jack @whothehellsjack]

No I work in retail where I can quite literally see how much money I’m making the company. I’ll do anywhere between $600 and $2000 in a 5hr shift while only making $71. It’s more radicalizing to see the dramatic extent at which your surplus labor is being extracted

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@pnwguerrilla These things are terrorist.
Cute tho.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

Then why can’t yall stop copying us ?

[mile.high 🏴‍☠️ @HailState_CO]

tamu has the gayest traditions of all time. Include the bubbles in that list

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@CarterKarels Freshcorn should be good for 8 or 9 innings right ?

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

Yall think freshcorn has another 9 innings in him today?

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@anymanfitness At a minimum I could be open to hearing an argument about taking the employer max and then dumping the rest of your savings into an IRA for more investment options, but both are incredible tax advantaged savings tools with accessibility if you know what you’re doing.

[Dylan @_DylanJ_]

@brettryannn @slut4house Sir this is an Arby’s