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LIZA MADE ME DO IT!! He/Him

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you are NOT gay if you don’t have a solid womanizer performance in your back pocket at all times

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worble thermoplastic is extremely lit

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I long for my children but I have to wait to act too soon could seal their fate!

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the war for dominion of my brain begins, sonic and friends prepare to face off against all of narnia. meanwhile kitanna and the other outworlders are engaging grimace of mcdonaldland in mortal kombat. whoever wins, I lose

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me performing son of a preacher man in a smokey bar whilst wearing a velvet gown

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bring back my girls

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McDonaldland lore is extremely deep and i’ve got my scuba gear on divas!

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the iron giant… now baby that’s another story

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not interested in dating anymore men who have seen a single iron man movie.

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I want to meet a man who is into speculative zoology and mid day naps.

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looking for alien FACTS, scientists please respond!

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@Siobhan_R16x the energy we need to bring to halloween olympics 2021

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Ashley Olsen is me hiding in the woods during the purge

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one day soon I’ll be able to finally remove my mask and reveal my whole face to the customers i’ve been flirting with outrageously for a year and some change and THAT is burlesque!

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why did drag race have to do katy perry like that lmao.

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is hidden daggers the gayest weapon set or is that archery?

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mcr > mcu

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mcu tried to get me with cate blanchett but I won’t be fooled again!

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mcu is thigh high boot erasure

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is hunky dory mcu?