Jephthah

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[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

Cubarsi golden boy this year
Bernal in 2027
Xavi espart 2028

La masia to other academies 😂

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@therealyags You sha no kpai before next month

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@Adikastakes No be small oo 😂

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

If this guy ends up winning, no need to hate watch Madrid ever again.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “Erling Haaland and Rodri are my star signings if I become Real Madrid president”, told El Hormiguero.

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@Joshua__Ubeku This oo 😂

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@Nurapost 🥺❤️

[Noorie @Nurapost]

This is what everyone wants.

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@UTDTrey I thought only me noticed 😭😭
Bro is pained asf 😂

[Nnámdí @__Nnamdi_]

Since the World Cup is close, let’s go with World Cup stats that sound fake but 100 percent true 😂

Olivier Giroud started 6 of France's 7 matches in the 2018 World Cup, playing a total of 546 minutes without registering a single shot on target 😂😂

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@theMadridZone Is he allowed to do this?
Publicly using a player under contract elsewhere to campaign?

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

Is he allowed to do this?
Publicly using a player under contract elsewhere to campaign?

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme brings out a Erling Haaland #9 Real Madrid 2026/27 home kit to announce him as his superstar signing.

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

Deco after cashing in on Ansu, Casado and Sergino Dest:

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@Bigi_Chima We also have over 3 times their trophy cabinet

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

You know your club is useless when the both candidates running for presidency do not do any other thing but complain about referees and sell you lies.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme says he HAS SIGNED ERLING HAALAND, he has shown the SIGNED DOCUMENTS TOO.

If he wins, ERLING HAALAND will play for REAL MADRID.

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@theMadridZone Haaland at Madrid? 😂😂
Dreaming is free 😂

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@BackroadGee_ 😭😭😂

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

He's not even top 10 😭

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

Which duo will light up the world cup?

Dembele X Mbappe Yamal X Nico Williams

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

"Dont fall in love with a loan player" they said. Well I didn't listen

Aubameyang 🥺❤️

[Jephthah @_DynamiteJeph]

@nogojiggy Atleti go need deactivate oo

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

To be honest I love all the drama behind this Alvarez deal, it’ll make that HERE WE GO bigger and sweeter