Alex Daniel

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

"Cinnamon apple Yankee candles smell good everyday of the year!" Exclaimed every mother in the world...

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

I wish I was coordinated enough to cut the nails on my right hand just as symmetrically as the ones on my left

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

"The rich ➡️ richer, poor ➡️ poorer" more like "rich stay rich, poor get a little bit of💰and the workin middle class gets kneed in the balls

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Dobby and Hodor are some sorry ass secondary characters

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"Yall Niggas got Porridge?"

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Yo he was almost roadkill 😳😳

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Frustration due to family group chats have probably taken off about 3 years of my life.

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

"Drinking water after drinking soda is the worst thing ever" -my 15 year old brother. Just wait until your first hangover, young man.

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Two shots of vodka https://t.co/GEp931v6h8

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

@peterrisreal does anybody really care, about time?

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Oooooooohhhh shhiittttttt #GoT

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Go caps go

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Oh snap it's finally Thursday---GAME DAYYYYYYY #CAPS #CAPS #CAPS

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Kanye is the kinda guy who would tell his mom if you ripped him off in a Pokemon trade/deal and try and make you return it to him

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Fell on the new Kanye album & holy shit did I want to shove some spikes in my ears. Still gettin over the aggravated cochlear assault #trash

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

I wish the music from Mario bros video games would play in the background of my everyday life

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Say what you will but my lord is that Taylor swift wildest dreams video steamy or what? Phew, gonna need to sit down after that one folks😅👏🙈

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Happpppy Earth day 🐢🌞🌝⚡️

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Cindy Crawford in 1992s Pepsi commercial is unreal, take a minute out of your day and watch it.

[Alex Daniel @_EAlexDaniel]

Offered a waffle fry to a biker and he respectfully declined. It's the thought that counts.