EJ

I have nothing important to say

[Nathália @natmadureira]

odeio os dois igualmente eu nasci pro prazer e pro lazer todo o resto é terceirizável

[Oluwamucho @MuchoTV2]

Drake giving a dozen women 50k not gonna stop you for taking that girl out to moxies she will still appreciate that white brownie

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

beyonce keep JAYZ OFF of your songs

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

Ari needs to just spend like 2 years out of the public eye and away from social media, not gonna comment on the weight thing but the album….the tour….just wrap it up

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

@anam_x0 I’ll have a fully formed opinion on something and still want to see what redditors think about it

[misa! @misak1nz]

i did my best for what i knew at the time

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

And it’s the best thing technology has done for us

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

there’s two chronotypes in this world and most of modern society is built around the first (early birds) but somehow and unfortunately they are also the most annoying/vocal ones about it as well

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

This is my most unpopular/un-woke opinion as a kind and inclusive person. At some point, you have to grow up and get over not being “a morning person.” I don’t really care that you’re sleepy, and not ready for the day. The world runs on morning people so even if you don’t agree, you still have to spend 5 out of 7 days per week larping as a morning person if you want to be included in meaningful societal activities

[شِهَاب @_xsvvvv]

Don’t try the Tim Hortons matcha, I’m at the er right now and they saying they gotta remove my liver

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

@anam_x0 tell me why I shouldn’t burn this place down

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

5-round interviews are just humiliation rituals throughout like why are we still doing this

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

@awienertingz wouldn’t you like to know Mr.senior citizen

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

Jupiter goes into Leo this week (or some thing like that)? prepare to be sick of me

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

@anam_x0 oh yes how could I forget the Coke Zero shackles 😭

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

my palette is so absolutely destroyed from my hyper dependence on adding sriracha to literally everything idk how I got here

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

@awienertingz Yassine YAML

[EJ @_EJtheDJ]

It’s a great day to be working for a Spanish company, no one is bothering me on slack this morning

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan