Edward Cullen

Hello, I'm Edward and... screw it, you've read the books.

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

#wheniwaslittle, I had a soul. No, literally, I don't anymore. So yeah...

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Bella - "Can you turn me into a vampire?" #annoyingquestion

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Taylor Hotner? Really? Why don't I get a clever name?

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Whenever Bella tries to turn me on. #ilaugheverytime

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Vampire, pregnant, human girl... #wordsthatleadtotrouble

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

#itsabouttime Sookie got naked! (#trueblood) Bella's just hating.

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

#imnotthetype to brag, but Bella said I'm really good in bed... and so is Carlisle, Emmett, Jacob... wait a minute...

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Some girl's walked up to Bella today and said, "I saw Edward with Jacob earlier. #yoboyfriendgay." They said they wouldn't say anything...

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

I crushed the headboard with my hand and left bruises on you, now #thesexisover. That's what you get when you date a vampire.

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

You can pair Rosalie with Emmett 'cause I'm not attracted to her at all. #liesitoldmyparents

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

AVADA KEDAVRA! Speaking of Harry Potter, everyone tells me I look like Cedric Diggory...

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

whenever Alice sees the next time me and Bella are gonna have sex and prevents it. #cockblock #thingsthatbotherme

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Just saw @EmmettMCullen's picture. :| I'm not jealous, it's just that I also noticed that it's the background of Bella's phone.

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Bella's always like "I need you Edward. I'll die without you!" and I'm just like, "DANGGG bitch, chill. I was gone for like 5 minutes."

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Just saw the previews for the movie Vampires Suck and I gotta say... you portrayed the werewolves very nicely. #suckitJACOB

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Great, now Bella thinks I'm gay. /:

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Had one of my emo vampire moments... I just have to remember to SPARKLE when the world gets you down!

[Edward Cullen @_EdwardCullen17]

Bella's so damn needy... RT @alfanindars: RT @gitade24: RT @indahnovias: RT @TwilightsIndo: 'Stay, Edward.... Stay with me' -Bella Swan

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Hell yeah. RT @alineallison: i <3 Edward Cullen!

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Don't tell Bella! http://tweetphoto.com/32556316