Elijah

law boi

[myth (CLUB FOOTBALL ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[bri @bribrisimps]

listen i keep telling the girls the man of your dreams is a diehard fan of a sports team that has a multi decade losing streak. that kind of faith he has in them he will have in your relationship through every trial and tribulation

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

The Oracle told Trump that if he should send an army against the Persians, he'll destroy a great empire, so I wouldn't worry about this too much.

[ff🟥 @zznnrrff]

when the humanities & social sciences students go into the architecture & STEM buildings

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

thank you for following the law and getting your concealed carry permit. Your good citizen reward is getting jumped and then executed in the middle of the street by a roving gang of diabetic high school dropouts

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Shough don’t give a fuck who playing this mfer could get the ball to Macaulay Culkin

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

big day for guys who like to monitor situations

[John Sigler @john_siglerr]

He shall know your ways as if born to them

[trotskyist contingent at orange walk @notbenfish]

I’m starting a marxist version of liberty university and 80% of our budget will go to our FBS football program

[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

trump after 1 brief meeting with mamdani

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

Wokeness tonight:

[John @iam_johnw]

Arch manning got exposed at noon
Alabama exposed at 3:30
Dabo swinney and Cade Klubnik exposed at 8pm

Generational day of hate watching

[travisgoodall @travisgoodall87]

Not only is Tyler Childers an uncompromising musical genius, he also makes the dumbest motherfuckers from your high school upset, so he’s my goat

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: “A society that produces billionaires while millions go hungry isn’t successful; it’s broken. I don’t think we should have billionaires. Full stop.”

[peepaw expert @deadnavyseal]

Gonna hang a picture of Zohran in my house like Irish Catholics did with jfk

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Well I love movie theater popcorn & it loves me & would never betray me so the way that I get a terrible stomachache every single time I eat Popcorn Dinner is surely coincidental.

[follow @eathedocument @eathedocumentt]

calling every song i like the greatest song of all time