Elle M

i love blonde women (she/her)

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

crying during forecast

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

trader joe’s isn’t on X. wanted to come on here and tell them they better be keepin them protein pancakes stocked for me

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

dear diary, my whole life i avoided coleslaw. tonight i consumed an entire package of it (organic) from trader Joe’s. I believe the serving size was meant for a family.

your mid 30s are disgusting

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

i really love Sigourney Weaver

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

certainly thinking about hexing again

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

have never hexed anyone but the temptation is at an all time high

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

running playlist but it’s just new fred again song on repeat

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

oh fuck, do you ever get a craving for carrots???? of all things! carrots!? adulthood is SICK 🤢

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

i haven’t had a cigarette in over 5 years? i was never addicted (tried to get addicted for a whole summer and failed).
today, i would really like a cigarette.

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

there are some things you can just never ever forgive. like when the writers killed bob in S2 of stranger things.

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

we exchange bliss in an unreachable timeline, unaware of the void suffered within this one

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

1,331 days sober and i’d kill for a scotch flight

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

to avoid anything: solid playlist

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

to be honest, i feel like i need to write @DonBluth and thank him for his contributions to animated film. forever in awe of his talent

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

i think we need a thundercats reboot

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

why couldn’t it have been microsoft with the outage? please why not teams and outlook instead of IG & FB?

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

why’s meta down:
A) gov trying to crush too much luigi hype
B) gov trying to remove evidence of NJ drones
C) mercury in retrograde

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

hey x it’s me, u up? wyd?

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

#babygirl #Nosferatu 12.25.24

[Elle M @_ElleM_4]

2024, the year of the scam. scam culture and its victims, a heartbreaking display of hope via blinded gullibility