Eloise Archer

Writer, cat parent, master of being terrified at all times.

Writer and creator of @ThisIsCTT

Short story in the anthology More Time now available in paperback

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

It's here! I'm incredibly happy to be alongside so many talented writers in this anthology! Something I wrote is now available in a physical thing that you can actually touch & read!

Thank you to @RyMo89 for making this thing possible 😊

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Adele singing “go easy on me baby, I was still a child…” about stuff that happened when she was over the age of 25 is very me

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

I hope this email never finds you.
I hope you are hidden.
Hidden in rest and relaxation.
I hope your Outlook crashes and that you just spend the rest of the day outside.
I hope you don’t think about emails while you’re there.
I hope you are free.

[diana🩷 @Pockicchi]

shoutout to all the artists who have so many things they wanna draw but absolutely ZERO energy to do anything like yaaaasss girl give us nothing 😍😍😍

[El Norte Recuerda @Vanessid]

What has poetry *done* for me? Well first of all I keep my plums in the refrigerator

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

"Good plot, good pacing, good characters. BUT the scene where not a single GP wore clothing featuring birds destroyed my suspension of disbelief. I could handle it being a space western but no one in a Dr's office wearing Bird Print was too far. Zero stars."
#WritingCommunity 🐦

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

Huge misconception that cops are the modern day western. Y'all ever seen a petrol station attendant "son" a Snickers thief while twirling a liquorice stick in their mouth? Pure sheriff behaviour right there. Modern westerns involve leaned back swivel chairs.
#WritingCommunity

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

hear me out: instead of eating a crab cake why don't you buy that crab a cake? hasn't he already done enough, let's celebrate his achievements

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

Sick of throwing hundreds of spiders out of your home? Wish there was a way to honour their dead? Jealous of their long, long legs? Try our new mascara today, made from repurposed dead spider legs! Make heads turn & hearts crumble, good looking! 🕷️

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

The editing prices are surprisingly cheap. 🌙🧿✴️
#WritingCommunity

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

Me as a child: "Adults live in big cities & have glamorous lifestyles like on TV & no insecurities!'

Me as an adult, watching HER on my mobile with one broken headphone while sobbing: "Why aren't I getting attractive during a pandemic"

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

@squidinkmoon

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

There are 130 business days remaining in 2021. If you write only 1 page a day - that's 250-300wds - you'll finish that screenplay before New Years. If you write only 2 pages a day - that's 500-600wds - you could write a novel.

That's how close you are.

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

Love the way my cat does a full body shake after waking up, like a little etchasketch. Call a blank slate on those dreams, my angel 💖

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

After not writing anything for awhile I finished a poem today. It's only little, but this little thing means a lot to me.

#WritingCommunity #poetrycommunity

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

instead of being a human with anxiety, I could have been a white-browed warbler

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Well well well if it isn't the consequences (seeing Darcy) of my own actions (going to his house)

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

@RyMo89 Thanks! Should only be for a little while but I'll miss all of the beautiful worlds everyone creates 😊

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

I am taking a break from providing editing/ beta reading services for the next few weeks. If we already have something worked out then I'll adhire to the specified timeframe :)

*I will update when I have availability again*

Good luck in your literary journeys! 😊📝☕

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

@memilies Those doors 💖

[Eloise Archer @_EloiseArcher]

@AlyssaMoonBooks @DisneyBooks They look awesome! They compliment #DelphineAndTheSilverNeedle wonderfully!