Emily🫶🏻

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[Zweil @somethings_awry]

clocking in

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your song comes on and you’re about to hit that mf word to word

[sh☆z @certishaz]

when i was planning my life out at 13 i really didn’t account for the crash of the economy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when anyone asks my favourite weather

this is it

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

when you’re closing apps and you accidentally close the music app

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real