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Guns are not only for soldiers. Every person can own a gun. If they shoot, you shoot back.

- Jean Kambanda
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My worst vice is gluttony. I try to keep myself under control because I’m an athlete, but once a week I like to pig out and act like a normal person.

- Gianluigi Buffon
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I’m very lucky. I have terrific parents, but some kids have a really rotten time growing up and we should do all that we can to make their lives happier and more secure.

- Holly Johnson
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I am more creative when I don't have sex.

- Darrell Hammond
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Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.

- Edwin Percy Whipple
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I think half the point of painting a picture is that you don't know what will happen … that if painters did know what was going to happen they wouldn't bother to do it.

- Lucian Freud
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Thursday is practically Friday and Friday is Friday.

- Malcolm Azania
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Mom & Dad I think you ought to quit smoking so much pot and hanging with my friends;Hanging around on the couch, with my Misfits records out, softly banging your heads.

- NOFX
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Now, when we go into a park on the road people start booing me. You don't know how good that makes me feel. To me it means the fans recognize who I am and what I mean to my ball club. Fans don't boo nobodies.

- Reggie Jackson
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I have pleaded (labor's) case, not in the quavering tones of a feeble mendicant asking alms, but in the thundering voice of the captain of a mighty host, demanding the rights to which free men are entitled.

- John L. Lewis
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It was the eyes that did it.  [timid giggle]  I liked the way he painted eyes and he liked mine.

- Margaret Keane
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It is a maxim with me that no man was ever written out of reputation but by himself.

- Richard Bentley
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All art is autobiographical; the pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.

- Federico Fellini
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The Bhakta has only to surrender himself and do nothing else but he has to do a lot for doing nothing.

- Jagadguru Kripaluji Maharaj
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I like to think of criticism as the highest intellectual effort that mankind is capable of, and above all, I like to think of self-criticism as the most difficult attainment of an educated man.

- Lin Yutang
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It's our duty to honor the dead by bringing democracy to this country.

- Jatuporn Prompan
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Terrorism for one person is a freedom fight for another. [...] If you think about it, "terrorism" is a subjective term depending on which side you are on.

- Octavia Nasr
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錦濤先生，作爲一個臺灣人，我實在不在乎團團和圓圓來不來臺北，雖然熊貓可愛得令人融化。

- Lung Ying-tai
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Only while sleeping one makes no mistakes. Making mistakes is the privilege of the active—of those who can correct their mistakes and put them right.

- Ingvar Kamprad
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What's the matter with your life? Why you gotta mess with mine?

- Cheryl James
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