Mwanangu👽^o^

Naishi kwa raha... Siku zenyewe si nyingi...
Nkikufurahisha nfuate twenzetu.

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[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

A THREAD OF MY UZIS.📚

Thread of threads

[peguy_tbn @peguy_tbn]

ENDRICK BALL CONTROL ON A TREADMILL🤯

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

This was Boateng before signing for Barcelona. Did Barcelona force you to lie about this too? Clown!

[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

wallahi

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Lucas Vazquez going first in a team full of superstars, in a UCL final, spinning the ball on his finger all the way to penalty spot, then burying it calmly.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

If Vybz Kartel can start a song with ' Dyema...me need your vagina ' then you can get courage to text your crush. Text her right now, whatever you write will not be worse than this.

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

“At Chelsea, after we won the Europa League, I went to see the secretary and I was informed there was no bonus for winning the Europa League, it’s not the Champions League “

Rob Green (Former Chelsea Keeper)

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Me leaving mootball with zero baddies after I struggle to explain to them ‘ Mimi ni Yule Xysist with a black hoodie ‘

[Alosa arts 🇰🇪🎨 @MrLouisAlosa]

They haven't explained to us about this.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Carrying their nations

[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

huyo anakataa ends up giving it to you before her

[Lucy @Ladyluciaq]

Why she acting that way?😳

[Klvan @Nat_cfc]

"Gabriel fires into the Budapest sky and PSG are champions again"

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A President so terrible that PP2 kids are mocking and terrifying a fellow kid named after him... Do you know how terrible you have to be to reach that level? 🤔🤔

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Ndovu ikikukimbiza angusha shati chini, alafu itakanyanga ikidhani ni ww

[Mr.Reliable @RealEdwin_88]

Early in the morning uko Maperas

[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

hua spendi remembering my first experience. its the shit that would turn you to a junkie

[Outandabout @Nviar2]

Someone tweeted about molly sex na alifanya makosa sana kunikumbusha that exists

[𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐘𝐎𝐋 ⚓️ @Mmaasemy3]

Club Trophy card Against Messi ? 🤣

[LawJhay @Jlsesugh]

I thought he would be casual since he already won it😂😂😂

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

So you also don't obey the courts? Great start

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lionel Messi together with Adidas have released the 2026 World Cup boots!

“20 years after the first dance, a sixth World Cup. Introducing the Leo Messi Último Tango Collection! 🩵”

[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

Gianfranco Zola

[2K TANYA ☆ @2ktanyaa]

genuine question, what made you choose the football club you support?

[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

Goat hua mjamo

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: These are Lionel Messi's boots for the 2026 World Cup! 🇦🇷💫