Evil Warlock

I'm a warlock and evil. if you know any way to get a decent homunculus tell me, all of mine are worthless.

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

Strawpage rebrand!

There has been no interaction for months and the evil warlock (me) is bored, so he gave his page a new look.

https://t.co/022YEhLUEo

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@dwarf_posting Hello grombly I like rocks.

[evil witch @witchofevil]

#pouringsinisterpotiononyourcrotchchallenge AUGHHHHHH OH MY GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS OH MY GOD ITS EATING THROUGH MY CROTCH FUCK FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD WHY DID I DO THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Knight Errant @cavalierposting]

#pourgasolineonyourcrotchandsetitonfirechallenge

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@aLazyBard I'll bring the totally not evil potions that release a puff of green smoke in the shape of a skull and crossbones when they're opened!

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

The evil warlock (me) is now one year old. I didn't expect the account to last this long.

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@aLazyBard Crazy to think that this account is old enough to drink now.

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@mmmnmmmmmnmmmmm 2% of homunculi last longer than a year? Someone has to fix that.

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@velvet_skeleton I don't know if it counts as actual hallucinations or if it's just stress getting to me and making my brain think things are there when they aren't though

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@velvet_skeleton I don't have any disorders, but I think I see things in the corner of my eye sometimes? Like there'll be something moving for a split second, but there's nothing there when I look. It's pretty rare but it kinda freaks me out when it happens.

[Malcazar @Malcazarstower]

If you don’t own a cloak, you aren’t enjoying turning around suddenly as much as you could be. #BringBackCloaks

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@unicouniuni3 Uni is beautiful no matter what animal he is

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

What's all this I'm seeing about a red and blue button? I'm very out of the loop, could someone explain?

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

Fuuuuuuckkkk bro my bone golem just got back from arbys and. They forgot all the fuckin beaf on my beef and cheddar. Those bastards just gave me a cheddar. Arbys will be destroyed.

[Nat | (closing comms for the time being) @mick_kha_eel]

OH FUGGG A NICARAGUA :DDDDD

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

Yoshi P can make the evercold story the worst written piece of media in existence and I'd still eat that shit up. I'm so excited for the new tank PLEASE SQUARE ENIX MAKE IT COOL I BEG YOU

[rune sword @runesword1]

guys getting waylaid roadside
highwaymen best moments
top 10 brigands
epic banditry gone wrong
marauder compilation 2 hours

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Evil Warlock @_EvilWarlock]

@GrumboLumbago Could I please be on the island I promise not to cause trouble and take over and be really evil

[captain / wild magic posting @wildmagicwhimsy]

LOOKING TO FIND A HOME FOR STRAY DOG. FOUND IT WANDERING IN THE NEIGHBORING VILLAGE AFTER IT MYSTERIOUSLY BURNED DOWN. ITS OWNER MUST HAVE DIED. BIT BIG, MUST HAVE A SKIN CONDITION BECAUSE DOESN'T HAVE FUR. PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A DOG

[EVIL CYBORG @IAmAEvilPaladin]

Bro hop on Labubu online. Bro hop on Hawk Tuah: RPG. Dude hop on Tung Tung Legacies bro