Edgart Kaleidoscope

I style for thee

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

this aint "The Vampire Diaries," this is Draculas Daughter, 1936 directed by Lambert Hillyer

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

Ask yourself for two seconds are you cringing or astral projecting. Be honest because I think u know the answer.

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

How deep are your sweatpants pockets?

Is your phone REALLY safe?

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

Why do we love Steely Dan so much? Because Steely Dan answered the question “What if the most talented band in the world, sucked complete ass?”

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

your honor, my client only did that because he thought it was funny

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

"any time there are tokens involved, youre not married."

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

who is your favorite painter out of the catalan modernisme movement

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

i cleaned my room and sorted all my clothes and not a single person cares. i just want to talk about it

[TheReportOfTheWeek @IAmReviewbrah]

I don't think I can even express in words, just how powerful @kfc new Secret Recipe Fries are. We may never know what the secret recipe really is (and maybe it's for our own safety) but I can tell you what's so special about these fries in my new review! https://t.co/FXDe8HdtcY

[thonathan 🩻 @nicetumichiu]

@killola That's not the real one

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

exes and boxes baby

[2 star yelp review @2StarYelp]

My coworker has his doctorate and i spent ages 18-23 smoking weed resin. College is a scam

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

it just dawned on me that my chicken bacon pinwheel from 4:30 didnt even have bacon in it. it didnt have bacon. no memory of bacon being in my pinwheel. none in it. my pinwheel.

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

apology videos are relaxing

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

i only really watch small underappreciated asmr channels where the creator abandons the platform every 5 months due to mental breakdown

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

spend 40 minutes thinking about a snack only to have my appetite reversed, complete 180, by a cursed thought that enters my imagination

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

i should stop thinking about people. i want to live on a very small island.

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

should i start liking my own tweets

[Edgart Kaleidoscope @_Evil_Prince_]

burnt toast is so fucking good. come on.

[B-Movie Generator @BMovieGenerator]

Horror of the Living Gremlin