Alexa Faber

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

@natalie_bender @MattKentzler Yes! @BostonKStaters has a Facebook group where they post for watch parties. Did you move here or just visiting?

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

@FakeJaber You’re on! Although I had to just google where Norte Dame Stadium was 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

The nicest man called me from Zeta today to update alumni contact info for the directory. Listing my occupation as ‘broke grad student’ didn’t stop him from trying his darndest to sell me back a copy with a ZTA tote bag for mere $300 😂👑 Have to applaud his effort

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Apparently the @MBTA drivers have been trained so well that yesterday a driver left his seat on the moving train TWICE to come find me while looking for my wallet. Then proceeded to chase me when I got off at the next stop after realizing I had left my wallet at home. Chill bro

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

I really wonder if men that keep the stickers on their hats keep the tags on their clothes when they wear them too...

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@Madi_Kennedy13 Still rocking my recruitment pants too. Go for it ✌🏼

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

How do I go about setting parental blockers for my internet? I need Petfinder and all adoption sites blocked before Im evicted from my apt 😳

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

@K8HammSandwich opposite side: I'm in psychiatric clinicals right now & often asked for my name to check me off as a PATIENT 🙄😭 NOT FAR OFF

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

I understand delays after a storm like this, but it's like @Uber customer service and drivers are TRYING to lose customers today 🙄🙄

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Me: "another 5:15 wake-up, better get to sleep early"

Me and hour later: watching a Snapchat story on interesting facts about potatoes
🙄🙄🙄

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Someone I was working with today literally read my name off a sheet, called me Alexis, and then wrote "student nurse: Lexis" on the board 😑

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Just watched a man walk out with a pizza & accidentally drop it from the box into the street. I now understand @dominos pizza insurance...

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Maybe by the time I graduate with my masters I will learn the adequate amount of snacks needed for a 15 hour day 😑🙃

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Talking to the guy I work for & a spider's on the wall. Naturally, I yell & point to it.
Yeah, I'm an adult capable of watching your baby 😅

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

There are 2 types of people in the NE 1) ask if I'm excited to see my first snow 🙄 2) tell me how bad they've heard the Midwest winters are

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Just watched a man fill a venti Starbs cup with milk from the little thermos & his panic when we made eye contact was enough to make my day

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Uber driver said it's a good thing I'm in NP school b/c Drs should be in hospitals, not "dealing with runny noses" Guess how many ⭐️ he got.

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

Have you ever caused a potatoe avalanche at Whole Foods?! I can now ✔️ that off my list 🙃

[Alexa Faber @_FABerULOUS]

First challenge of living carless? Figuring out how to get a pumpkin back to my apartment 😂🎃