Fabrizio Romario

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🗣️Konsa: You guys heard about 115 right?

Saka: Yeah man it's crazy

Raya: Those bastards have been cheating for years.

MLS: I hear we might be getting 2 extra titles bro 😁

Merino: We are definitely dominating EPL after those mfs are relegated 😁

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Could Enzo be playing in the Championship soon?

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🚨💣🗣️ Enzo on rumours that he wants to leave City:

"I have seen Chelsea fans laughing at me saying that I wish I hadn't left to join City

I joined City because I believe they are currently the biggest club in England and even if they get relegated I won't ask for a transfer"

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@David_Ornside Why? Cristiano should just retire

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Arsenal have gotten so many injuries in attack this international break

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🚨💣 🗣️ Mikel Arteta on Tzolis' injury:

"How long will we have to suffer injuries to players because of the international break?

Can't there be a one month window after the end of the season where all international matches are played?

FIFA should really look into this"

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What a transfer it would be

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🚨💣 MAJOR BREAKING

Mourinho has told the Real Madrid board he wants Haaland or nothing in January

Jose Mourinho wants to take advantage of Man City recent legal problems

Mbappe to play left wing. Vinicius camp already uneasy ⌛⌛

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It will tough

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🚨💣🔴⚪ BREAKING

Cristos Tzolis suffered a hamstring injury playing for Greece against the Netherlands yesterday

The gunners left winger is expected to be out for about 8 weeks

How do you think Arsenal will cope without him?

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How will all this end?

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🚨💣 JUST IN;

Rui Pinto has more evidence against Man City for the years 2018-2026. He will be releasing his evidence TODAY!

He has said that Man City have gotten in touch with him to try and buy his silence

Man City in total panic mode at the moment. ⌛

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Just a conversation between Man City teammates

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🗣️ Haaland: Bro if we actually go down I’m out the same day

Dias: Same. I’m not playing against Stoke on a Tuesday night

Haaland: Arsenal has contacted me

Dias: Wait..you’re actually considering Arsenal?

Haaland: Championship or Arsenal. Easy choice

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Here we go in January?

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🚨💣 JUST IN;

Antoine Semenyo wants to leave Manchester City after realising that they might be relegated

Mikel Arteta has already made contact with him as he wants him to play left wing

Semenyo is really attracted by a move to Arsenal ⌛⌛

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One to watch out for

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🚨 💣 JUST IN: Real Madrid have made contact over Virgil van Dijk as a free agent next summer

Mourinho wants a leader at the back. Liverpool sources insist talks on a new deal are “still open”… but not closed

Here we go? 👀

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Thoughts?

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🚨🗣️ Yaya Toure on Man City charges;

"Teams like Arsenal, Manchester United and Liverpool are jealous of us because we dominated them for years and they think that only they should win titles in England

All these charges were just about re-establishing the traditional big 4"

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What are your thoughts?

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🚨🗣️ Jamie Carragher on Ronaldo walking out on Portugal:

"The guy is so disrespectful. You are no longer in your prime Cristiano and the team currently has better players than you. The coach was right to bench you

You are also not in a position to pull off those stunts at 41"