Fake Gyllenhaal

I post about finance, music, and AI - but I am not AI

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Plas Johnson, saxophonist behind ‘The Pink Panther,’ has passed away at the age of 94

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

No wonder the stock is at a 2 year low

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home

[Sam @DIYColdFusion_]

We all need to make weirder music

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🔥 LATEST: The Linux Foundation has launched the x402 Foundation to develop open payment standards for AI agents, APIs and applications.

Its 40 members include AWS, Google, Visa, Mastercard, Stripe, Coinbase, Ripple and Circle.

[Mirelo @MireloAI]

Today, together with @kyutai_labs, we’re introducing our new Audio-to-MIDI model.

It takes a finished recording, identifies the instruments playing, and returns separate MIDI tracks for each — voice, drums, bass, keys, and more.

Unlike most existing solutions, our model works directly from the full mix rather than requiring separate stems.

It also detects chords, key, and tempo, giving producers broader musical context.

We’ve written more about the model, the problem, and how it works here: https://t.co/GvzH7hLjlg

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

@martypartymusic Interesting - fuck Spotify

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Circle stock, $CRCL, surges over +15% after the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency grants the company approval to operate as a bank.

[noelle @upfor3days]

how the fuck do i stop getting these purple notifications cause i swear i don’t give a fuck

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

@brainenergy4me Me too bro

[Mr. Bill @mrbillstunes]

According to The Atlantic, 217 of my songs were used in datasets to train AI music generation models like Suno & Udio. If you're an artist & curious if your music was used similarly, check the link in the comments (surely this is just a fraction of the datasets actually used)

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

@Jeffsinfamous This ain’t it

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

@BUDDYHEAD_ Obviously you haven’t heard “El Sol” the cut that has the lyrics

“A little sunshine/just to butter my toast”

Masterpiece

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

@seedtheclouds This shit is hilarious on 2x

[Tony 🌍 @NeetWorldOrder]

The wizard doesn't concern himself with employment

[Ottermann🦦 @kud3sn1ck]

@auminiii on 2x speed train transforms into helicopter

[Fake Gyllenhaal @_FakeGyllenhaal]

@Blank_O_Blanko It’s straight up blasphemy

[Yurpa C. Stinks @Gifted_Gab]

Idk man Soundgarden might be the greatest band of all time. “Rusty Cage” makes me want to punch somebody in the face.

[Midjourney @midjourney]

Announcing a new division of Midjourney called "Midjourney Medical"

[CineVow @cinevow]

Jake Gyllenhaal eating alone