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[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Has Trump declared the inflatable frog costume a “terrorist symbol” yet?

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Best portrait of Trump I've seen yet.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Charlamagne tha God: “I like whenever they speak out against the Obamas because it reminds us of what the White House is currently lacking. It’s a reminder there’s no dignity in the White House anymore, there’s no class in the White House anymore”

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

So he can in fact call in the National Guard whenever he wants. He just refused to do it to protect the Capitol on January 6th for 187 minutes. Glad we cleared that up.

[Covie @covie_93]

Shoutout to all the fathers who remained by their wives' side after she had just given birth instead of going to meet a pornstar for sex and paying her $130,000 to remain quiet about it.

[Poe2Rich @Poe2Rich]

I bet Jeff Metcalf got that call, sit your arse down and close your mouth, y’all know he did. After his racial rants. Not grieving, but racial rants. Showing us Hunter and Austin.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Trump spent $14 million in taxpayer money painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool "American flag blue."

Within 24 hours, the paint peeled off. Trump is planning to spend millions repairing it.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani has banned ICE from entering NYC property.

[musk tyler @musktylerey]

Female Cop: “You can’t record me or I’m taking your phone” Wrong move. Supervisor pulls up and shuts it down instantly 🔥 😡

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Friendly reminder: DO NOT plant bamboo plants near data centers! Bamboo can spread quickly through underground rhizomes and can be very difficult to remove.

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[☭Stay Dangerous ⚒︎ @Now_we_Revolt]

This is the cause of homelessness. It's not drugs. It's not mental illness. It's this. We're not angry enough

[jezz @JezziiB]

So they poured hydrogen peroxide into a place where ducks swim, and now a baby duck has died. The narcissism of incompetent men always harms the most vulnerable first.

[Fanon’s Dreams @TrapBasquiat]

Intellectualism has declined because people haven’t argued in good faith since 2016 lol

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

He cheated on your mother and buried her on a golf course.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Amazon just fired me while I’m in their van…I’m takin all this shit home bruh

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump was powerless to call out the National Guard for Jan. 6, right? But suddenly he has the power to call out the National Guard to protect lumps of rubber floating in green slime?

[𓂀HumanAfterEverything𓂀 @_HAEISBAE_]

This is a prime example of why people who say that "the government is just turning us against each other" or "It's not Left vs. Right" are fucking wrong.

A large swathe of America is DEEPLY retarded. They are purposely uneducated, ride or die, cult minded morons.