Fel

Happiness is the most insidious prison of all

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[Jazzman @Jamie6lack]

Something for everyone

[rose @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Drake im so overstimulated rn hold on.

[D ♱ @_diana_salam]

whole world tuning in to ICEMAN. even the non believers, the underachievers, and the tweeters and deleters 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[vic @CountOnVic]

3 albums is insane how am I supposed to learn all them lyrics in one day

[Fel @_Felicitatious_]

Wait till I tell y’all about our amygdala’s. COOKED.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[Roma @Romazehari]

The divorce rate is so high because MEN still want to live like their fathers did, but women no longer have to suffer like their mothers did.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Fel @_Felicitatious_]

@AMCTheatres Yeah I showed up “fashionably early” to the PREMIERE and was told you only had 12 and they are already gone…. One of the biggest premieres and you sent Barrywoods TWELVE handbags. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um - more than any of the other silly theaters

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

[kat @yslnadi]

Acts of service being your love language, but not being comfortable asking people for anything

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

my toxic trait is detachment. i grew up distant so it’s easy for me to lose interest and cut ties. i could miss the shit out of you but never talk to or speak on you again

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life