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xxt qm é sab

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Mustafa @oprydai]

Day 2 of vibecoding

[Peixãõ Fodãáâåàäoôõøôhmm @PiscesFueda]

URGENTE! 🚨

Neymar contrai cisto no ovário e está FORA da copa do mundo.

🗞️: @jornalnacional

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

🚨GRAVE

Neymar contraiu peste bubônica. Ancelotti descarta corte acreditando que isso pode ser uma vantagem e usará o jogador como arma biológica para infectar outros jogadores.

🗞️@CazeTVOficial

[Pankaj @the2ndfloorguy]

i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress 🚨

thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees

I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.

few info masked for obvious reasons ;)

[禿道道🐟 @dearemon]

My Apple Car.

[Julio Freiress @JFreiress_]

Uma escolha muito fácil pra fazer em outubro entre Lula e Flávio Bolsonaro.

[(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @_FelipePires]

2 MINUTOS DE TWITTER DEPOIS DE MESES FORA DAQUI E JÁ ME APARECE ISSO.

chega de twitter por hoje.

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Tengo un amigo que tiene 7 terminales abiertas con 7 proyectos diferentes en 4 monitores.

Tiene 0 clientes.

[Jojô Pancada @jojopancada]

Discutir com bolsonaristas.

[Análise Política @analise2025]

🇧🇷 Júlia Zanatta (PL-SC) em 2025:

- 73 presenças
- 163 folgas
- 55 dias de férias
- 74 faltas

- Não trabalhou em 80% do ano!

Ele é contra o fim da escala 6x1 para os trabalhadores!

[Improcedência @improcedencia]

Esse prompt ficou bom, Excelência!

[intern @intern]

if your friends aren’t talking about:

- claude code
- creatine
- openclaw
- looksmaxxing
- ai agents
- taste
- prediction markets
- mac minis

you should be grateful & cherish those people

[(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @_FelipePires]

@Nelouy https://t.co/xiTgXx3JOH

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

You know who’s not in the Epstein files?

Surprisingly, this guy.