Governor Gatorade

Haters are mad that I can experience childlike wonder | Born to cook, forced to work | Wealth beyond measure, muthsera.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

If we make it another thousand years people are probably gonna look back on biblical texts and think that they’re cool the same way we do Greek Mythology. 3152 DisneyCorp finna make a make a musical where God’s got HBP, Satan is a sympathetic villain played by AI Hugh Jackman.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I'm gonna crash tf out 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😜

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I believe that "Hail, Caeser!" is turning 10 years old in 2026. For its tenth anniversary they should remake it as a Muppets movie. Keep Josh Brolin as Eddie and the rest of the cast, his wife included, Muppets.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I've looked at my forty times in the last hour. That's where I'm at, I guess.

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Great work boss!

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

GOT THE WORST NIGHT OF SLEEP IN MY LIFE FOR THE SEVENTIETH DAY IN A ROW! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY SEVENTY!

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I have been sick basically the entire winter and my mental health is eggshells

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I funded the games I purchased in high school largely off of selling cosmetics and loot crates from Dota 2 and CS:GO, trading cards definitely helped.

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

Update: there’s a guy in a valve office somewhere freaking out because graphs are reaching peaks he’s never seen before he’s hitting a bunch of keys to stop it but nothing he’s doing is working

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

Fucking crazy that we have a Shadow President that is operating in the open and no one cares?

Imagine if Biden had Gates running around making decisions, destroying the government and answering questions for the press? Conservatives/Fascists would be up in arms, rightfully so!

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I can only hope that as I age my voice begins to gain the texture of gravel.

[Trav Guy @TheOtherTravGuy]

5 year old Me would've lost his mind at the idea of plugging one of these things into my spine. No idea what it would do, no idea why I'd need it, I just wanted to be machine when I was little.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

God Cyberpunk is so fucking good. I'm already planning a second character lmao.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I hate that most of the main cast of Cyberpunk is endearing including V. They all deserve to be happy :(

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I have a mighty craving for Granos, a cereal formulated to settle the humors and keep one from enjoying a lifestyle of too much excitement by the illustrious John "Please don't crank it" Harvey Kellogg.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

I want the Saddam sweater so fucking bad.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

Oiled up twerk off, who's winning?

[MJay @morpho_j]

We are going to witness a generational tank-off

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

@Viscriel @BeyondSkyrim Aesthetically it is above and beyond my favorite Would have benefited from a guild hall of some kind.

[Governor Gatorade @_FireToad_]

Jackie's death in Cyberpunk gets me every time. FUCK.