Wally the Wizard

[Wally the Wizard @_Fitzy]

@Khruangbin wait for us! Flight from Edmonton is super late - extra long encore please!

[McNary @dnkmcnary]

Can't get through to @Westjet despite them changing my entire itinerary and callback service does not work. Any options?

[Bonnie Doon CL @bdedm]

Volunteer Eric Tremblay helped clean up around BD Hall this morning. You can support his small business by asking him to fix, maintain or customize your bicycle: https://t.co/JfERkiZJgw

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This is filthy, Gerrit Cole 🤧

(via @MLB)

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

It’s time to share The Anecdote again

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I feel like the historic badness of the Dolphins and the comedy of the Jets are preventing us from truly appreciating how bad the Bengals are.

[MLB @MLB]

If we get 27 million RTs we will change our logo. 😂

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Thank you for sharing, @ryenarussillo. I can relate to this.

[McNary @dnkmcnary]

#BellLetsTalk #KeepThePromise

[Jonathan Tjarks @JonathanTjarks]

James Harden Is Pushing the Limits of Basketball https://t.co/natQOHeu9Q via @ringer

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Zion is the most entertaining basketball player college or pro.

[Trent Dilfer @DilfersDimes]

Amazing fandom experience, really cool game to watch, however, overall it was bad ball! Reckless and balls to the wall doesn’t mean good football. Sean Peyton was happiest man in the world watching this. @NFL

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

If Gus Johnson was announcing this game he’d be dead.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Imagine if Le’Veon Bell was down 24-22 in his contract holdout and he needed a 3-pt kick to win it...

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Just googled...
“Is Matt Ryan hurt?”
“What’s wrong with Matt Ryan?” “How old is Matt Ryan?”
“Matt Ryan Tommy John Surgery”

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The dress shirt brand @MizzenAndMain is buying its first ever TV commercial today (on the Golf Channel) and its spot with spokesman Phil Mickelson will at least get people talking

[Wally the Wizard @_Fitzy]

@Nielswan11 https://t.co/K2O2VYZKlZ

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Report: Kawhi Leonard hid from Spurs execs when they came to check up on him https://t.co/OEX954KHfX

[Wally the Wizard @_Fitzy]

@Nielswan11 https://t.co/ZlmYuS8snz